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I was only nine years old. I loved Shrek so much, I had all the merchandise and movies. I'd pray to Shrek every night before I go to bed, thanking for the life I've been given. "Shrek is love", I would say, "Shrek is life". My dad hears me and calls me a faggot. I knew he was just jealous for my devotion of Shrek. I called him a cunt. He slaps me and sends me to go to sleep. I'm crying now and my face hurts. I lay in bed and it's really cold. A warmth is moving towards me. I feel something touch me. It's Shrek. I'm so happy. He whispers in my ear, "This is my swamp". He grabs me with his powerful ogre hands, and puts me on my hands and knees. I spread my ass-cheeks for Shrek. He penetrates my butthole. It hurts so much, but I do it for Shrek. I can feel my butt tearing as my eyes start to water. I push against his force. I want to please Shrek. He roars a mighty roar, as he fills my butt with his love. My dad walks in. Shrek looks him straight in the eye, and says, "It's all ogre now". Shrek leaves through my window. Shrek is love. Shrek is life.
Shrek by Copypasta guy March 4, 2022
any meaning fits yk.. don't be shreky ;)
It's a wonderful day to be shrek ( Jobibby )
I feel shreky today...

That's total shrek!
shrek by theremustbesmth April 10, 2022
Our God and savior SHREK of Serbia the Third is the son of God that came down in Serbia to show them how to fix yugoslavia.
Yo bro thanks SHREK if it wasnt for you yugoslavia would had broke
Shrek by InsertNameHereF April 12, 2022
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SHREK by MemesMemes April 12, 2022
He picks up girls everywhere
oh yeah, im dating shrek.
no way me too
shrek by iemontine April 12, 2022
A handsome ogre that loves onions and hates talking donkeys. He says “Get out my swamp” and “This is the part where you run
Shrek is a cute ogre and he should date me not Fiona.
Shrek by Shreklover69bigpp April 24, 2022
this name was named in an animated movie and a book by anton chekhov
Shrek by notdoctorstrange April 24, 2022