short buser

Some who is retarded and probably rode the "short bus" as a kid. Can also reffer to the Office idiot.

"JD" - Damn Bubba is a retard. He must have rode the short bus when he was a kid!
"Justin" - Yeah he is a short buser!

by Jay-No December 10, 2009

short and curly

noun. - A hair folicle which is most noticably not from a chin or human scalp due to its distinct shortness and curl.

Johnny, you didn't clean the bathroom. I found a few short and curlies on the toilet seat.

by Oak1eyman June 4, 2004

Short dick

To leave someone hanging, pay less than what is due/owed.

That bitch short dicked me by $9.00 and made me wait in her skank ass two hours before she showed up to do the do.

by Elwipfo July 28, 2018

Short-Stacks

A very short midget, really annoying and weird with brown curly short hair with blueberry eyes 👀

My friend is called short-stacks

by Random_HotBrownie March 3, 2022

Shorts taker

Someone who “takes shorts” or sleeps with lots of guys. Used by preppy kids in New England and around the northeast.

“Yeah dude she’s a shorts taker. She’s slept with Brad and Chad last weekend.” “Yeah she takes shorts”

by lilyd551 December 17, 2020

Shorting a Stock

A common investing tactic brad from business 101 says he’s done a million times and that you should you do, yet he doesn’t know what the Dow is.

Brad: Ya shorting a stock is kind of my thing. I’ve done it a few times.
Anyone else: Really, which stocks?
Brad: ya know...the big ones

by UPMYBUTT January 26, 2019

Short nap

When a tall person(Isaac wong7a ) kidnaps a shorter person like me help he shortanpping me ahh

Isaac wong is shortnapping me help short nap means getting kidnapped when u are short and the kidnapper is tall

by sebastian wong seabass September 25, 2023