Shitball

A shitball is someone who is an asshole, annoying, or just plain dumb.

You're such a shitball, dude.

by _probably_a_human_ September 12, 2025

shitballs

when you wipe from behind up to your ballsack and shit gets on your balls.

damn it, I got shitballs from wiping the wrong way! >:(

by thedefinitionistrue January 13, 2026

Fucking Cocksucking Shitballs

An exclamation made popular by Jeremy Scott of CinemaSins in his review of Miss Peregrine's Home for Peculiar Children. Typically used to express frustration or other discontentment.

"Fucking cocksucking shitballs! The fact that these skeletons were perfectly placed in the dining room is the ONLY way Enoch's ability can be used, and it's fucking bullshit!"

by Ace of Fours September 19, 2021

Banged in the face with a shitbag

An exclamation of disgust. Used specifically to elicit the visual of someone preforming fellatio on a person who currently has a colostomy bag.

“I’m going to bang you in the face with a shitbag”

“Well, Bang me in the face with a shitbag, that sucks.”

“Woke up this morning feeling like I got banged in the face with a shitbag”

by Lil hed February 24, 2025