shit

i am the shit.
by phatnatnigga December 21, 2009
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Man 1: AWWWWWWW FUCK!

Man 2: What?

Man 1: I stepped in some My Chemical Romance!

Man 2: Dude that's some shit!

Man 1: What is the diffrence?
by Tyler Moody July 14, 2006
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shit

1. A word that expresses dismay
2. Poop!
Don't you have something better to do than look up SHIT????
by wakalakalover45 June 14, 2005
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Shit

Somthing that happens when you least expect it.
My life is shit.

My luck is for shit.

"If shit didn't happen we'd all walk around constipated"
by poopsniffer123 July 16, 2009
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Shit

If you don't know what shit is you have shit for brains. I do have a nice bit to add on the origin of the word though.

ORIGIN: Hundreds of years ago in England manure was shipped as fertilizer by sea to famers for use on their fields. The ships that they used to haul this nasty freight were wooden and the smell of fresh shit made the sailors sick. Some sailors started storing the shit deep in the hull and even attempted to seal off the smell. Unfortunatey, the methane gas from all the manure built up and as soon as some poor sailor came by with a lit pipe or a lantern... BOOM!!!

To avoid this, sailors realized they had to let the dangerous cargo air out, and that manure was only safe at the top of the frieght stacks in the ocean breeze. Crates holding manure had the abbreviation S.H.I.T. on them to remind sailors to Ship High In Transit. Thus, the term shit was born and went on to become one of the most beloved and interchangable curse words in English history. Now ain't that some fascinating shit?
Shit can mean anything from the lowest of the low to the greatest of the great!

Ex: Denzel Washington's acting is the shit!!! (positive)

Ex2: Rush Limbaugh is a lardass, hypocritical, lying, bigoted, drug addicted, narrow-minded, arrogant, and self-obsessed piece of toxic shit!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
by Jr Phillips August 11, 2009
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The Shit

''The shit'' is to describe something that is considered awesome or amazing.

Not to be mistaken as ''Shit''
As in, ''That Hitler was a real shit.''
by II Sammeh II August 30, 2010
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shit

1)The end result of eating food.2)something that smells like shit. 3) The bomb!
1.I have to take a shit. 2)Something smells like shit.
3)This is some good shit.
by John CANZ September 02, 2006
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