shirt block

The act of taking a marathon finishers shirt that is too big for you for no good reason (ie. I can "sleep in it" or my kids would like this shirt), leaving only smaller shirts for the later, chubby runners.

WRM race worker: what size shirt do you want?
skinny/fast runner: Give me an XL, I can sleep in it.

(...much later...)

chubby/slower runner: Can I get a finisher shirt?
WRM race worker: All we have left are Small and Mediums
chubby/slower runner: Those twigs shirt blocked me!

by 4jarvis December 3, 2011

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Tit shirt

A T shirt that has a pair of tits printed on it.

Dig Kathy in that tit shirt.

by Deep blue 2012 November 23, 2009

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Burp shirt

The shirt you use to clean up your cum after masturbating.

I've been jacking off so much recently that it is time to wash my burp shirt.

by miesplz June 15, 2008

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shirt pick

When it's so hot out that you have to pick your shirt with your index finger and thumb just underneath the neck to pull it away from your sweaty chest for relief

Look at steves shirt picks, he's doing so many it's turning into a Vneck

by John E. Smoker July 23, 2011

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hanging shirt

A shirt that by its design is intended to be hung on a hanger rather than folded or rolled and put in a drawer. Examples would be polos, button-ups and work shirts as opposed to t-shirts.

The laundry's dry! Could you please help me put away the hanging shirts?

by alternabear March 23, 2016

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Shirt Buster

A reference to the film series Aliens when the aliens inside the human victims escape from the victim's chest, literally bursting through their clothing and letting the baby alien escape.

Dude 1: Dude stop touching yourself!
Dude 2: Man I have a really bad itch..
(Moments later an alien explodes out of his chest)
Dude 1: Shit! A Shirt Buster!

by Dave(thepunkyone) January 15, 2006

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