shity cock

one who has shit on his cock

have you seen shity cock

by i stokes October 5, 2003

shitty mini van

DONT even get me started. ok im already started your fucked. a shitty mini van would be characterized by a '93 or below mini van (especially with the plasic laminate bullshit wood trim)(we all know thats laminate bullshit). it looks like shit, runs like shit, drives worse. and you should buy a new fucking car already. it also probably has the stupid plymouth double-halogen piece of shit mini lights that are rusted out at the bottom.. and the brake lights dont even work. another thing thats fuckin hilarious is watching the person try to use the directional, because the wipers go off at the same time because the electrical system is so shitty the wires were spliced wrong... and dont even get started with the shitty plastic spinning rims you got at autozone for 5.99 each that just come off as soon as you pull 70mph on the 135 seaford-oyster bay seaford-syosset expressway whatever the fuck you wanna call it im not gonna get into that argument now .. come to think of it they would probably stay on because that piece of shit wouldnt even make it past 45 without the master cylinder flying out of the engine block/blowing a head gasket/overheating.. some more shit would be the plymouth sign falling off, the obnoxious 37-spoke ugly hubcaps

you can find a shitty mini van if you search for 1985 plymouth voyager on google images

by MYNAMEIST December 12, 2008

shitty situation

A shitty situation is one from which it may be difficult to extricate onself

The Titanic hitting the iceberg in the Atlantic in 1912 was a shitty situation

by Stias April 9, 2006

Shitty Kitty

The result of switching from anal sex to vaginal sex without changing condoms(if one is used)

Damn this morning jenna's vagina smelled like shit after the shitty kitty last night.

by NiggerFaggot_Blownuts September 21, 2009

Shifty

(Adj.) A word used to describe the smoothness or coolness of an action, phrase, or anything in general.
(Noun) A trick that can be performed on a skateboard, snowboard, or any variation of the two. It consists of moving of the feet in the air, creating a "shift".

"That was pretty shifty right there, Tim-dog."

by §lain §lashe November 12, 2003

Honda Shitty

Slang term used to describe the Honda-City-E; a 50cc piece of shit which is undeniably the WORST vehicle to ever travel the surface of this earth.

Look! - Grandma's overtaking that Honda Shitty on her mobility scooter.

by Honda_shitties_suk_ass December 26, 2003

Man Shitty

The parody of Man City, though in that state of theirs, they don't need a parody to be mocked.

Hey, man, still against Man Shitty?
Shut up, Liverpoop!

by Alexlovelovelovelove4 January 22, 2021