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hand shank

Im going to have a hand shank in the toilets
by Mullinator March 28, 2015
mugGet the hand shankmug.

Taint shank

The act of stabing someone in the taint. A violent soloution to any problem. Should be executed by doing a forward tactical roll and then an upward thrust in to your opponents taint with a sharp object.
Omg Jason just took that guy out with a taint shank.
by jenksk9 May 17, 2017
mugGet the Taint shankmug.

Shank Flag

A girl who is a try-hard whore. Dyes the complete shit out of her hair, cakes on make up like there is no tomorrow, and try's to steal other girls men. In the guy aspect, it is a boy who plays many girls at one time.
"Oh my gosh, Tara keeps trying to get with my man!"

"Yeah, and that's the third time she dyed her hair this month too, what a Shank Flag."

"Joseph has been telling me, Angella, Rylie, and Josie he wants to date us! He's a straight up Shank Flag."
by jamiejang May 14, 2012
mugGet the Shank Flagmug.

Bob shank

What did you do last night?
- Oh I just stayed at home and had a bob shank
by Bob shank July 25, 2019
mugGet the Bob shankmug.

Shanks for the laughs

Say this when someone gets stabbed on a comedy show with a comedy laugh track. A pun for "thanks for the laughs"
A: We got shanked so hard
B: Shanks for the laughs everyone
A: Shanks for watching
by Furry Balls July 9, 2021
mugGet the Shanks for the laughsmug.

chip-shank

When you're eating some corn chips, usually thin pointy ones, and while chewing you get stabbed usually in the roof of your mouth.
Oww! I just got fucken chip-shanked by these nachos! I think i'm bleeding!
by mondomoon28 October 31, 2011
mugGet the chip-shankmug.

Super shank

When you Vigorously thrust a sharp impliment into a mortal foe
That nigga off troy got Super shanked in his Jugular .
by ariels May 19, 2005
mugGet the Super shankmug.

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