Mercy selfie

When a celebrity asks if you want to take a photo and you don’t want to hurt his/her feelings.

Ben asked if I wanted to take a picture with him. The thought hadn’t even crossed my mind but I wanted to be polite so I took two mercy selfies with him.

by Caligirllite September 6, 2018

passive selfish

Being selfish in an unobvious and sneaky way.

“Britney is being passive selfish when she purposely buys that disgustingly healthy kombucha ice cream so no one dares to eat it - she wants it all for herself.”

by 0abs March 25, 2023

Back door selfie

No mirror lifted sack anus selfie

Go on snapchat and send me a back door selfie

by BUTTHOLE, P.h.D February 25, 2014

self handy

a way of saying masturbation

My roommate is gone, now is the perfect time for a self handy.

by T Rex February 4, 2008

self-stalker

Someone who constantly Googles her/himself and/or has web alerts set to let them know every time their name is mentioned online, to save them the multiple daily Googles of themselves.

Vladimir spent the last 4 hours Googling himself again, even though there's nothing new--what a self-stalker!

by stalkerette April 4, 2009

selfebrity

A person who is a legend in their own lunchtime...pretends they don't want to be recognised whilst hiding behind oversized sunglasses screaming to be noticed and mistaken for a celebrity...often has to be seen to be buying their lifestyle from all the right shops (the bags are as important if not more so than their contents)...a relentless self-publicist who loudly and self-importantly announces their every earth-shattering move to the world whilst speaking on their mobile...a relentless facebook self-publicist...a person who laps up the increasing blurring or indeed removal of the dividing line between our private and public selves...talent is not necessary any more, just an inordinate focus on what is currently deemed to be the the "right" superficies by the cognoscenti together with a gift for shameless self-promotion...etcetera...

Take a look around next time you're in town...Selfridges is usually a good bet is you wish to spot a selfebrity. If you're bored or annoyed to tears on public transport by a person loudly advertising their immense popularity and important social life while they're talking on their mobile, chances are it's a selfebrity.

by Count Baculum July 5, 2009

self-imposed Rick Roll

The act of Rick Rolling yourself just because you have that damn song stuck in your head.

"Dude I got fuckin Rick Rolled again."

"It's happened to me so many times now i just have self-imposed Rick Rolls."

by TED THE TIT May 5, 2010