Schwaggen

Everything but nothing, you can say at anytime you want, in any part of the sentance.

word by max schwaggen

"this word was schwaggen'd up by max"

by SCHWAGGEN September 28, 2011

schwag

Someone who is less than cool. A real douchebag.

Cool Kid #1: Dude look at that douchebag over there.
Cool Kid #2: Yeah, he is a total schwag.
Schwag Kid: Hey, thats mean!!! (*cries*)

by GangstaAwesomeness October 10, 2011

schwag

a llama, cusco, brown, schwag

look at that schwagwar walking over there

by johnny bobbyson October 10, 2012

schwenglered

verb;
1. To get beat, then fall asleep.
2. To beat oneself, then fall asleep.

1. EMC got schwenglered in the Madden Tournament by OS2, then he fell asleep.
2. They got schwenglered in the red light district, then fell asleep.

by drrrrty630 November 17, 2012

schwinged

To puke rainbows and be in the boughs of happiness and joy. Also to reel and cartwheel in that sensation of new-found love. Humping the happy unicorn of life.

"I met my lady for lunch today and was so "schwinged" by the love of my life, I forgot I was hungry. I just feasted on her beauty and the reassurance that we will be together forever."

by St. Blame October 2, 2012

schwaggered

A state of intoxication to the point where you have a one night stand and pass out prior to kicikng that individual out the house and wake up in the morning questioning whether or not you just slept with that...

I woke up this morning and saw what was layin next 2 me....all I can say is I was schwaggered last night

by Vanilla Queen September 21, 2013

schwankinator

A man who cannot come to terms with his small penis and spends most of his time compensating for it.

He is such a pathetic schwankinator!

by OwnerOfTheUniverse July 7, 2014