sanbleh

a universal answer to a question used by Chinese emos

Joshua-Hey Han, you failed the Calculus exam. you got a 94%
Han-I'm an idiot. Sanbleh!!!!

by Sri Sritharan January 19, 2007

Sangenjenitate

To decapitate with a rusty bronze object.

Shut up or I swear I will sangenjenitate you!

by Johnamus Ottassimeaux May 26, 2008

Single Bean

A joint made with just one small rolling paper. Generally used if you only have limited weed, you only have small papers available and can't be bothered to make an L-plate or you're smoking by yourself.

Timmie - Hey Harry, can I skin up for you?
Harry - Sorry man, I've only got enough for a single bean.

by Longskatedeath February 8, 2010

Singledumb

The mindless choices people make when single.

I thought the guy who tried to mug me in the alley was kinda cute, and I was newly enjoying my singledumb, so I took him home that night and he stole my laptop and mini-fridge, too!

by Yael Greene March 10, 2010

single seat of straight guy separation

A single seat used to announce to everyone in eyesight that you are not gay.

Hey homey, leave a single seat of straight guy separation, wouldn't want that hotty over there to wonder about us.

by southernfried July 15, 2010

Saglers

The fleshy epidermis surrounding the testes of a male flamingo.

Those flamingos had some very sweaty saglers.

by Sagler Suckers September 9, 2010

Single sideism

When you spent so much time allowing yourself to indulge your randomsearchophilia that you start to only believe the first articles you see on any topic. This can lead to misinformation and for pop culture myths to spread at a rapid-fire rate.

Friend 1: "I heard that Lady Gaga is a Satanist."

Friend 2: "Where did you hear that, because it's not true."

Friend 1: "It's gotta be. I read it when I was Googling."

Friend 2: "Dude, you're suffering from some serious single sideism."

by Cosplay Gir September 11, 2010