Salad and chill

The act of a girl making a guy go on many dates with her before having sex. Often done by innocent girls who want a chill relationship rather than a dramatic sexual one.

I don't want to Netflix and chill with him. How about salad and chill instead.

I don't want to be some one night stand, I honestly just want someone to salad and chill with me.

by Ogelratsraw November 26, 2016

midnight salad

When you partake in rigorous sex and use your partners ejaculate as a salad dressing.

-Dude, Sarah and I did midnight salad for the first time last night.

-Midnight salad is my favorite nighttime snack.

-I could really go for some midnight salad right now.

by sexypillowcases June 14, 2014

Buzzword Salad

Buzzword Salad is a variety of word salad that heavily uses "buzzwords" rather than conventional words. Imagine an ad man or PR hack speaking in tongues about the next safe tobacco product in a harsh CDC report.

I thought that word-salad was pure gibberish, but there was a signal of the "buzzwords" here. Buzzword Salad is a variety of word salad that heavily uses "buzzwords" rather than conventional words. Imagine an ad man or PR hack speaking in tongues about the next safe tobacco product in a adversarial CDC report.

Imagine an IPCC citation, which is legitimate, blurred with the buzz-word salad.

Imagine the next CDC report, mixed with an antivaccine essay.

by Essar March 8, 2019

thumbtack salad

When editable goods become, or are naturally, too sharp and leave their digester's mandible ceiling in a mess of bloody, and usually painful, ribbons.

1.) Sorry, can't pronounce my L's because of my thumbtack salad this morning.

2.) Captian Crunch.

3.) A big salad bowl filled with thumbtacks, and dressed with scalding hot clam chowder, salt, and razor blades.

by java monster February 22, 2008

cum salad

When you ass Fuck a girl, Then procceed to cum in her butt. After this you lick her ass and toss the cum salad.

I made a cum salad in that bitch

by kauffmanism May 11, 2014

p'tada salad

Ebonics version of potato salad

"I don't be eatin' just anybody p'tada salad. I only eat ma mama or my unty's p'tada salad."

by itpams July 17, 2016

Salad roasting

Anal sex without lube. Because no lube will make it hot from all the friction and may even lead to burning. That's why it's a salad roasting as compared to salad tossing.

That girl is such a freak. She wanted anal and I didn't have lube but I did it anyway--I gave her a serious salad roasting!

by WooLIII May 8, 2018