A person who lives, breathes and thinks about workplace safety to an unhealthy and unsociable extent. Always on the lookout to get "musculo-skeletal disorder" into ordinary conversation in the deluded hope the person listening will be impressed. Avoided at parties.
"I thought we'd get something done in the meeting, but it was wall-to-wall safety nerds: I thought my brain was going to explode after an hour.
by ColF July 6, 2006
Get the safety nerd mug.When you just don't have enough time to get a shower that morning, and you take your stick of deodorant and go straight across your chest making you smell somewhat fresher.
Sometimes you may even go down your arms and across your neck.
Sometimes you may even go down your arms and across your neck.
I didn't have time to get a shower so I had to put on a few extra safety strips. My guuuurl digs it though!
by tennisguyyyy June 10, 2010
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A tab in your internet browser set to a harmless internet page, used to fall back onto when somebody walks in on you watching porn, cheating on a test, playing games in class, etc.
h0tg1rl69: -Why did you leave the free nude chat last night?
fatlonelyloser15: -My mom walked in on me so I had to fall back to my safety tab
h0tg1rl69: -Did it work?
fatlonelyloser15: -Yeah, wikipedia is such a innocent webpage...
fatlonelyloser15: -My mom walked in on me so I had to fall back to my safety tab
h0tg1rl69: -Did it work?
fatlonelyloser15: -Yeah, wikipedia is such a innocent webpage...
by BuPandama January 3, 2011
Get the Safety tab mug.A Guy is Jerkin it into some broads face. He Skeet's (shoots his load) directly into her eye. Therefore she's temporarly or permanently blind in that eye (depends on how good of a shot one made). now your pirate has one eye, just like having an eyepatch. The next step is to give her a swift kick to the shin. this will cause her to hobble about franticly ( just like a pirate with a wooden leg on his ship ). This part is what everyone is forgetting (because they don't know what salty pirating is all about ) ,YOU NEED SOUND EFFECTS!. the "Yaarrrhhh" commonly used for pirate type speech is produced when you give her an unnexpected Karate Chop to the throat. So by now you'll have a Girl hopping about with one eye yelling in a piraty voice. try to get a quick picture with your camera phone or if your phone (like mine) has video then video the whole process. Make sure to run away cause pirates are nasty!
-"Do you mind if i give you a Salty Pirate?"
-"Dude, i gave your ex-girlfriend the Salty Pirate! That'll teach her for dumping you!"
-"Dude, i gave your ex-girlfriend the Salty Pirate! That'll teach her for dumping you!"
by Editor of UB! April 25, 2006
Get the Salty Pirate mug.Calling "FaceBook safety" at work/home/school insures that no one else will sabotage your FaceBook if you're kept logged in or walk away from the computer.
by mattyp1108 May 13, 2011
Get the FaceBook safety mug.A game that jocks play in the locker rooms, where they gather in a circle and beat off onto a salty cracker. Whoever comes last has to eat it. Which further proves my theory that jocks are fags.
by benwad934 October 7, 2004
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