SAM

Self Appointed Manager. Someone at work in an entry level position but assumes they're management because they lick the bosses ass all day. They will also experience an elevated sense of superiority and invincibility.

Why does SAM micro manage our jobs on messenger? No wonder she's got no respect or friends.

by Eadc88 April 15, 2017

Sam

Just a massive cunt

My mate Sam is a cunt

by -God420 December 6, 2019

The Sam

Cunt who doesnt pay you back, even when he hurts you

OMG hes being the sam right now, he drop kicked me into table and still wont pay me back for Arma 3!

by Penis man 302 June 10, 2019

Sam

The biggest sideman ever known to the human race.

Jess: Hello Sam, I know you like me and all that, but can you give me some advice on this other guy I like?

Sam: Yea, sure, anything for you.

by Broome123 May 16, 2016

Sam

a person who has developed unique skills in generation excuses whenever invited to social events. Probably gets dominated by his girl.

"Is Juul coming to the beach on Thursday?"
"Na, he sammed it"

by Stijner June 20, 2019

Sam

Sam is probably one of the most psychological fucked person you'll ever meet. He probably seems quiet and sometimes quite loud with friends, he seems normal but he could snap at anyone moment. He has a lot of things boiling in his mind but doesn't let them out and when he does you better make sure your not in a room with him

Wow you see that guy over there
Yeah he's such a sam

by Big boy tomato February 2, 2020

Sam

A super big thot. Ignores friends to talk to gingers. Extremely petty. Pretends to be hurt to get out stuff. Is addicted to caffeine and has coffee breath. And father has the dean of students at the high school.

Me: Why aren't swimming today
Sam: I have loose tendons

by sandwichmaker2004 December 6, 2018