Can of soup

When a girl wants to take you home to have sex but you are a retard a blow your chances so offer her a can of soup

(Girl) hey I’m not sleeping with you tonight. (Guy) well what do you want a bowl of soup or something leading to the guy using a can of soup and some fresh tiger loaf

by Massive corey October 7, 2020

cancer soup

Noun- a chowder made of the following ingredients-
2 cups chlamydia sacks
1 fluid oz. whale semen
1/2 pack Marlboro cigarettes
3 fetuses, chopped
4 raw eggs
A dash of diarrhea
4 doses of crab wax
2 tbsp Jew tears
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Season to taste
Bring to a simmer and enjoy! Serves 4 people

I went to this awesome café a week ago and they had cancer soup that is to die for!!1

by Qwayne Raggs April 26, 2015

soup diggity

an expression or exclamation of good feeling; a term used to describe a feeling of joy or happiness.

Wow, did you see that really good looking girl? That was a soup diggity yo.

by Capellupo December 8, 2007

Sumo Soup

When one person produces feces in a underwear piece and and a 2nd party commenced to wearing the deficated underwear….

Daniel and David performed a sumo soup because David couldn’t wait for the bathroom….

by Crazy6310659 March 10, 2022

shotgun soup

When you are ill and somehow manage to have a combination of constipation and diarreah that comes out in quick blasts that are reloaded when you think you are done and stand up from the toilet.

I had to call in sick to work today, Shotgun Soup was on the menu.

by PowderedWater November 21, 2019

knife soup

A kitchen sink of soapy water with sharp knives hiding in its depths.

Darling, can you wash the dishes? No problem love.

Arghhh I've cut myself. You didn't tell me it was knife soup!!!

by The Second Englishman June 10, 2021

Soup Dick

A slang term commonly used in the Portland rocker scene during the '10s meant to describe those with a lack of guts/limp member.

"Grow a pair ya soup dick!"

by SubPop Records November 2, 2014