sock robber

Someone from and undesirable area of Liverpool (Kirkby or Bootle)

See John there, he's a pyar sock robber im la

by Louskilou July 25, 2018

Robert Green

Robert Green is (although, we'll see how long that lasts) a goal keeper for the English National Football Team. His job as goalie is to prevent the opposing team from scoring, but his utter, horrendous fuck up against the US National Team (specifically a very poorly kicked ball from Clint Dempsey), on June 12th, 2010, has made his name synonymous with any major clusterfuck to befall an unwitting human being.

Personally, I like the guy. I mean, I almost had him confused with an opposing, professional goalie, but that was cleared up around minute 40 of that match.

Dude 1: Yo, did you catch that soft ass goal that Clint Dempsey scored against Robert Green?

Dude 2: Yeah man, Robert Green is the softest motherfucker on the face of the Earth. British soccer hooligans have probably murdered his entire family.

Dude 1: I'm so glad we tied that, and maybe Robert Green's fuck up will make Capello put in Calamity James as keeper! THAT'LL work out well for those stupid Brits!

Dude 3: What the fuck is soccer?

by Mochabear June 15, 2010

craddle robber

someone dating, or has dated a person who is significantly younger than them. The relationship could be sexual or non-sexual.

"Doode, He went after a Freshman, what a a craddle robber!!!"

by Huy L. March 4, 2007

Robert

Robert is a Smexy sexy man, who hates paninis, and loves gurls in bikinis, he has a massive schlong and will be by your side no matter what, and if anyone comes across a robert, they wil be demolished instantly, never judge a robert, because halve the roberts in the world are Pride-Demons, and will never back down from a fight.
...What a forking G ledgend

Timmy, you havent been very nice today, why cant you just be more Robert-like

by Malicos February 10, 2021

Robert Horry

The Nate Dawg of professional basketball. Everything he touches turns to gold.

We were about to get capped 6 on 2 then this mu-fucka to my right got Robert Horry on the twin glock .40's.

by ricknoberts June 25, 2005

Robert

The type of guy who has mumbled speaking, the guy who sleeps at the weirdest times, is on the toilet 24/7

Hey where’s Robert, he is on the toilet or sleeping.

by xsavaex December 3, 2017

Roberta Williams Complex

Roberta Williams is the ‘Bogan’ widow to Australian underworld figure Carl Williams. Roberta Williams Complex is the art of a middle aged woman who in her own mind thinks she’s a gangster/matriarch within her suburban ‘underworld scene’. State of delusion and ‘old-mating’ and/or ‘old-loving everyone is a common side effect!

Kelvin: “Hey do you know who the hell Dani is talking about? I swear that’s the third story she’s told today where everyone name is old love”.
Carly: “I know it’s devastating. It’s happened all of a sudden and she’s not even in her 50’s. I’m pretty sure she’s suffering from Roberta Williams Complex.”

by Carlythewebb August 6, 2020