Ricer

A car driven by a person who has modified every aspect of the car except the engine. A ricer might have more exhaust decibels than horsepower. A ricer might have a car that

by M. Hizzle for shizzle dizzle repin the The BLiNG B August 25, 2003

Charles River

River that starts in Hopkington and dumps out into Boston Harbor, seperating Boston and Cambridge. If you go to the Charles, you will likly see some smuck floating around, maybe a few condoms and dead birds as well. People row on it when its now winter and completely frozen over. It is famous for the Head of the Charles, a huge rowing regatta with tons of teams.

It is incredibly filthy, but I have swam in it and I am still alive today.

Son: Mommy, I touched the water in the Charles River with my finger.
Mom: Oh no, let's go to the hospital.

by Jennafine December 26, 2006

Ricer

Modifying a car that is not normally considered a sports car. Civic, sable, focus....etc.

Quickly identified by multiple stickers (Looks like a NOPI catalog), wings that are at risk of catching power lines, Monstor tach for a stock vehicle, loud exhaust installed on automatic.

Also see - Ricer fly by

That is not a sports car, damn ricers!

by James October 20, 2003

Short bus rider

A person who is not very smart; a little slow. Referring to the buses in a school district that transport the "special needs" students.

When Jessica Simpson asked if tuna was fish or chicken, some people said she might be a short bus rider.

by Lizzie H October 19, 2005

Knight Rider

When a man doesn't want to get caught whacking off by his wife, so he goes and sits in the car to rub one out.

So last night I told the wife that I forgot to take the trash out. So then I sat in the car and performed a knight rider on myself.

by cowboy orange March 22, 2011

rivered

In "open" variations of poker such as Hold 'Em or Stud, to have one's strong hand beaten by an opponent whose stronger hand is only completed with the last face-up card, called "the river" or "Fifth Street;" or, to beat an opponent's strong hand with the last face-up card.

I had a runner runner straight flush draw against The Kid's full house but I rivered him. Sometimes you do the wrong thing for the right reason.

by The Man May 10, 2004

River Ridge High School

bitches and hoes,
those sluts and whores
why do we fuck'in deal with this shit...
spikey haired asians
chollos and gang bangers
but at least I have a chance
instead of licking the asses of blazers and rams...

River Ridge High School football can't win a football game even if we tried...
Freshman: short, emo, "no say" bitches
Sophomores: they like them sausages!
Juniors: best class...no lie...
Seniors: thank god they're graduating!

by Mr. J. BENT December 10, 2009