Elmo religion

The elmo religion is absloutely a cult.

girl on first date: "so are you religious?"
me: *pinky up sipping Shrek juice* "why yes, in fact I am pope of the elmo religion"

by ElmoPope October 2, 2022

mewmon religion

Mewmon religion is religion where you worship bald cats and mewmon

"i am mewmon religion i worship the bald and mewmon"

by OKPANIEEE August 30, 2023

Cassandra Religion

The Totally Not Made Up Religion That You Worship Cassandra From Picos School

(Made Up By Mxwchii On Tik Tok)

Person: Hey Have You Heard Of The Cassandra Religion
Someone Else: Yes I Have Now Join It NOW

by Mxwchii May 24, 2021

Woke religion

If the woke religion is a bastard child how are you not the tapeworm infesting the kids bowels?

Hym "If it is a woke religion that they are just as entitled to it as you are to your narcissistic dogma."

by Hym Iam July 17, 2023

Multi-religional

a form of religious beliefs that allows you to celebrate every holiday season no matter what religion it belongs to.

'What are your religious beliefs?" answer "well I'm Multi-religional, that allows me to celebrate all the holidays!"

by rhmane December 25, 2010

atheist religion

It states that is disbelief in a deity. But that means they believe there is no God. Hmm sounds like a belief and what accurate and correct evidence do they have that there is no God. Also, by law atheism is a religion.

theist and atheist from the atheist religion

theist: Can you give me correct and accurate evidence there is no God?
atheist: Well, santa clause and a magic sky daddy don't exist.
theist: ... I asked for proof...
atheist: ..... BELIEVEING IN GOD IS DELUSIONAL YOU ARE A MANIAC YOU ARE A DISGRACE TO SOCIETY YOU SICK HATEFUL PERSON!!! WHAT'S WRONG WITH GAYS AND BEASTIALITY!?!?
theist: ... Well that proves that atheism is madness...

by oscrmyrdooshbag November 5, 2011

Keke Religion

Created to oppose the Leila Religion, the Keke Religion is a belief system based on the veneration of Keanu Reeves and dogs. The Keke Religion values honesty, something the Leilaests (members of the Leila Religion) knows little to nothing about. In addition, we support Pewdiepie, the number one content creator on YouTube. Fortnite is prohibited, and members of our cult are highly encouraged to play a variety of video games such as Minecraft, Terraria, Rimworld and Skyrim.

I am a member of the Keke Religion. I venerate Keanu Reeves with all of my heart, and I am subscribed to Pewdieipie.

by Kyota.exe October 21, 2019