mile to fuck ratio

ones living arrangement distance divided by the chances one will fuck said person. For instance if there was a .1 mile distance between person A and person B and a 95% chance of fuckage (% of fuckage is estimate) it would be a .1/.95 mile to fuck, or m to f, ratio.

-Hey man my new next door neighbor is really hot.
-Damn, thats a solid mile to fuck ratio.

mile to fuck ratio by WiseMan17 September 20, 2011

cock to twat ratio 

A way to describe the ratio of guys to girls in the room. It gives men an indication of their chances of finding a girl to hook up with. (cock to twat for short)

This party is a sausage fest; the cock to twat ratio is like 10 to 1.

cock to twat ratio by _K_Y March 11, 2011

Golden Ratio 

Sexual encounters per day equal to one's age divided by number of days in birth month.

I exceeded my Golden Ratio per day in June and might need July to recover.

Golden Ratio by bhamstrikers June 22, 2018

instagram ratio 

it's the difference between the number of followers you have with the number of followings you have on instagram

you have a shitty instagram ratio. you have basically the same amount of followers than you have of followings.

yeah, she has a good Instagram ratio. she has over 1k followers and only follows 400 accounts.

instagram ratio by do.i.care.no. March 18, 2019

currency ratio

ratio of palms needing 'greased' compared to the amount of palms 'offering' currency.

the currency ratio is killing me! everyone and his/her relatives is/are putting the 'touch' on me for money, but very few (IF ANY!) are giving me a road-map to the 'money trees' -ie: many empty palms to my right, extremely few to my left helping to facilitate the transfer!

SUGGESTION: for me to give YOU money BEGINS with me having a source for the money in the first place!! (hint hint!!)

this unequal currency ratio is eating my ass up! VERY DIFFICULT for me to save both myself AND the world, with such a lopsided income/outgo ratio!!

currency ratio by michael foolsley August 8, 2010

Crotch to crotch ratio 

Dancing (grinding) front to front. Usually occurring at a rave between a girl and a guy.

Chloe: Did you see me and (insert guy's name here) at the rave? WE HAD CROTCH TO CROTCH RATIO!!!

Everyone: Whoa!!! :D

Crotch to crotch ratio by WallabyLovesVF February 23, 2011

tit to ass ratio 

The ratio of boob to ass. Can't have too much or too little

That girl's tit to ass ratio was perfect.

tit to ass ratio by Hangster45 August 9, 2017