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don’t forget to put the cream cheese in the fridge

a saying commonly used when someone is to remind someone of putting the cream cheese in the fridge
person 1: what is that?!
person 2: don’t forget to put the cream cheese in the fridge !
by dripelboeberger April 7, 2021
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I put some sour cream in her taco

I shot some cum in her pussy.
BILL: You know that girl Rosita?

BOB: Yeah.

BILL: I put some sour cream in her taco last night.

BOB: Awesome!
by Abominable Snowman March 31, 2009
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put the fucking lotion in the basket

A command or ultimatum of the most serious and possibly life-threatening nature. Happens one someone careens too closely to your personal space.
Dude 1: "Dude, I took a brewski from your fridge, hope you don't mind"

Dude 2: "No sweat, bro knock yourself out!"

Dude 1: "Sweet! Then you won't mind that I pilfered some of your stash too?"

Dude 2: "PUT THE FUCKING LOTION IN THE BASKET!!"
by zeromyhero January 28, 2014
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can 🥺 i 🥴 put 😯my 🙃balls 😳 in yo' 🥶 jawws 😵

This is a slang for you wanting to do CBT with a partner, whether it'd be a wife, husband, or anything in between.
Person 1 : Heyy babe, feeling horny.
Person 2 : can 🥺 i 🥴 put 😯my 🙃balls 😳 in yo' 🥶 jawws 😵 ?
Person 1 : Hell yes.
by ThatAlcholAddict September 6, 2021
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put this fo five in your throat

All put this fo five in your throat means is basically that some bitch is telling you to put a gun in ya mouth.
Kidnapper: “PUT THIS FO FIVE IN YOUR THROAT”
Innocent person: “why the fuck—?”
by tobyismemed December 8, 2018
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put a d--k in it!

(phrase) The overall feeling of contempt one gets from having to be around bothersome, slutty women on a regular basis which leads to the overwhelming desire to say "put a d--k in it!". It is very similar to the phrase 'put a sock in it' but is more suggestive given the nature & tendencies of set women.
Sam: "Did you hear Dennis broke up with Cindy?"

Chris: "No way? What happened?"

Sam: "Well, he told me that he got so sick of her blabbing on and on about the most pointless crap whenever they were together. So he stopped her mid-sentence, looked at her dead in the eyes and said, "Oh put a d--k in it! Dammit!"
by crazykidcarlson91 May 18, 2011
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Put a hot carrot in the fleshlight

Putting a hot carrot in a fleshlight is a common method for prepping it just prior to use in order to more closely mimic the environment of a vagina.
If someone is to put a hot carrot in your fleshlight for you and you are not present, it would imply that they are expecting you promptly.
The phrase is used to notify someone that you will be present in the very near future. It has also evolved slightly through regular use to also mean that an event will be starting soon.
"Put a hot carrot in the fleshlight; I'm on my way."

Q. How long before the movie starts?
A. Put a hot carrot in the fleshlight.
by SuperDirtySanchez October 20, 2010
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