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The Public Toilet

The Public Toilet.

When you perform Anal sex on a women and ejaculated , you leave your cock in her bum and take a piss at the same time you take a shit then put it inside her pussy , making her a human urinal .
The public toilet - I used her like a public toilet , she was full of piss , shit and spunk .
by The Public Toilet November 20, 2018
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Public Restroom

Another way to say "Magic Tree House". The Magic Tree House series is actually just Jack and Annie falling asleep is a public restroom and having dreams.
Johnny: What's your favorite book series?
Jimmy: Public Restroom
Johnny: OMQ me too!
by stepshift October 15, 2018
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Suprise Public Fucking

The process of entering a public or privat bathroom, kicking down the door, and lunging at the person there. Once you get to them, you can preform oral sex on any lower oraface, despite the fact of whatever they're doing on the toilet. Sounds disgusting, has never been atemped before, and only will be by the worst of humanity.
Milly: Mom, why were you screaming?
Jill: Oh, your father gave me a Suprise Public Fucking.
Milly: What?
Jill: When I was in the bathroom, when your father kicked down the door, and started eating me out, even though I'm on my period.
Milly:LOL
by Tiberius Declemont December 28, 2018
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Public bathroom roulette

When you have eaten some two week old leftover mexican food and you have to shit so bad you don't have time to clean the seat before sitting down in a public bathroom. You simply pick any open stall and sit, hoping that some teenager didn't piss all over the stall as a 'joke'.

Usually played when you know what you ate, and believe that the consequences of hesitating to check the seat are worse than sitting in whatever could possibly be on the seat.

Can also be played as a dare between friends.
1: Mike: Jeff man why are you two hours late? The game is halfway over!

Jeff: Dude I lost a game of public bathroom roulette in the subway station. Had to go home again to shower. You wouldn't believe the mess I sat down on. At least I didn't shit myself though! My girl was right, I should've thrown out those leftovers!

2: Dude! Did you see the size of that guy who just came out of the bathroom? I bet he left a nasty rooster tail. Hey Brian, I'll give you $20 to play a round of public bathroom roulette right now!
by 123pshyc! July 8, 2018
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PUBLIC

PUBLIC is comprised of three secret agent children, groomed to live their lives as a pop-rock band...undercover ;(
Agent #1: I'm John. I'm simply defined as the phantom of the opera in jeans.
Agent #2: I'm Ben. And I'm actually just threee ducks, glued together. Also in jeans.
Agent #3: I'm Matt, and I like to draw myself shopping (for jeans).
I'm glad my children didn't end up being a PUBLIC.
by iHeartRadio August 15, 2018
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marlborough public school

a school where high niggas be
marlborough public school is a school for druggies. Definetly go there if you high 25/8
by highniger420 January 31, 2019
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