Leukemia pubes. Loo-ke-me-a Pew-buz.
When someone has shaved or waxed their man patch or lady bush so that there is no longer any hair. so it looks like their genital hair has had chemo therapy or radiation treatments.
When someone has shaved or waxed their man patch or lady bush so that there is no longer any hair. so it looks like their genital hair has had chemo therapy or radiation treatments.
" I was out with my friend Sean, we had an ebony and ivory casting call..I went home with this little hooker I met at the goat hill tavern ..when I got her pants off I noticed she had leukemia pubes.. jackpot!!"
by Salient1503 April 24, 2010
Get the Leukemia pubesmug. BARACK OBAMA: What's yo hella shit all about, bro?
Me: Existential Pubes.
BARACK OBAMA: God-dayum, far the mothafuckin-hell out...
Me: Existential Pubes.
BARACK OBAMA: God-dayum, far the mothafuckin-hell out...
by ctfd June 27, 2014
Get the Existential pubesmug. n. v. Pyoo'bstash An act involving the sexual union of one's face to a partner's unshaven and recently naired genitals, wherebye irrattic movement betwixt mouth and pubic area dislodges weakened hair follicles which then bind to one's face in the form of a mustache and/or beard.
1- "Monica and me tried something new last night... have you ever heard of a pube-stache?"
2- "I passed out on Katie-Sue's couch yesterday night and woke up with a gnarly pube-stache"
3- "Where the hell were you last night?" - "I was at your mother's trying on a pube-stache"
2- "I passed out on Katie-Sue's couch yesterday night and woke up with a gnarly pube-stache"
3- "Where the hell were you last night?" - "I was at your mother's trying on a pube-stache"
by Petorius Longinus February 4, 2008
Get the pube-stachemug. by BOOP BOOPER September 27, 2006
Get the pube nutmug. 
Any body who has just done the most retarded thing that in someway has affected you, or made fun of you.
"hey dude, I just burned this joint in your room, now it hella smells. Is that bad?"
"Yes it is you BUTT PUBE. My mom sleeps in there. Now im gonna get on hella trouble."
"Yes it is you BUTT PUBE. My mom sleeps in there. Now im gonna get on hella trouble."
by poqwer September 25, 2007
Get the butt pubemug. a home security system used to protect belonging,technology,or your own children.the system operates by plucking a pubic hair from a greasy white trash mans pubic area and is placed upon the object that is being defended,it is an extremely effetive system
pube-safe was first advertised on the comedy central show "important things with demetri martin" and is now used world wide,especially among american households.
pube-safe was first advertised on the comedy central show "important things with demetri martin" and is now used world wide,especially among american households.
by awesomesecretsauceman March 16, 2011
Get the pube-safemug.