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psuedo

PRONOUNCED (swaydo) 1. Something having a level of hipness or edge that is of retro orient. 2. Something old and useless that is paraded around in order to evoke irony.

A malapropism from the actual word psuedo pronounced improperly and used to mean something throwback or retro (usually from the 1980s). All things have a certain level of psuedo-ness and can therefor can be more or less psuedo than another item.
Griffin: what do you like better? cds or tapes?
Tom: well cds are more efficient, but you know tapes are... more psuedo.
by SCILLIANAIRE February 2, 2007
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Pseudo-phile

Someone who pretends to be a type of phile, a sexual pervert, like a zoophile, a necrophile, a dildophile.
Apple Dave: Oh yeah, I like to sh** cheese!
Cloud: So do I!
Apple Dave: You're under arrest for wanting to do it with cheese!
Cloud: You pseudo-phile!
Apple Dave: Oh D*** Sprouts to you!
by Poorly Maintained Cannon September 7, 2005
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Pseudo-Intellectual Circle Jerk

A verb where people who think they're smart, agree with each other and create ridiculous ideas.

Similar to "mental masturbation" but with idiots.
by Andy Kaufman5252 December 15, 2010
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Pseudo Date

When two friends of the opposite sex hang out with no romantic intentions.
My friend and I went on a Pseudo Date to the movies
by HJUdall May 21, 2016
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psuedogasm

What chicks do when the have their wicked way with me.
"Fucking hell, Cameron, if you don't finish soon I'm a gon' have a psuedogasm"
"I'm paid for the whole hour, I'll use the whole hour."
by Team Cam September 29, 2008
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pseudo thug

Pseudo thug- N. A "fake" thug, some one who glorifies a lifestyle and imitates something they know (little or) nothing about. synonymous with words like wanksta(black)and poser(white)
"Ever since he (2pac) left these pseudo-thugs can't behave/they use his name/to support frail frames/if it wasn't for them bodyguards, your azz would get maimed/" -Murs, Final Frontier ReMiX

boy 1:That fool J swear he a thug
boy 2:Look at that B.B.Gun he got tucked in his bugle boy jeans.
boy 1:yea you can tell by the bright orange tip on it
boy 2:what a pseudo-thug
by King Gizzle September 8, 2005
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Pseudo-Alcoholic

Pretending to be drunk/slightly buzzed so people will not judge/take you seriously if you make a fool of yourself or say something stupid. Liberates you and helps you have fun and loosen up at parties, minus the brain damage.
"Dude, I'm the world's best drunk driver; five time gold medalist."
"Are you a Pseudo-Alcoholic?"
"Yeaaaasassahaaaaa man, of course ii erm, man"
by WubbyJPen August 5, 2014
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