The act of one placing one’s flaccid penis on the glass of a scanner/copier and firmly closing the lid. If done properly, the penis will look like a firmly pressed panini sandwich.
“What happened to Steven today?”
“He accidentally hit “reply all” mid panini press, boss got jealous.”
“He accidentally hit “reply all” mid panini press, boss got jealous.”
by Daddylongdick813 September 1, 2020
Get the Panini Pressmug. A clerical mistake, or "typo," that results from the operator wearing artificial fingernails, or press-on nails.
by DC Dawg February 3, 2012
Get the Press-On Nail Errormug. 
sarcastic remark, indicating apathy regarding an unnecessary/uninteresting comment. See “alert the media” for similar meaning.
by gl.dot August 12, 2023
Get the I’ll alert the pressmug. A "Full Dong Press" occurs when a male colleague approaches your desk and stands behind you while you're seated and working at you computer. As he leans in to look at the monitor, he presses his genitals into your shoulder causing you to shrink away in a desperate attempt to escape the unwanted pressure of his dong against your body. The discomfort of a Full Dong Press is much worse if the perpetrator is wearing shorts, skinny jeans, or athletic pants.
Dude, I've been violated. Johnny just gave me a Full Dong Press while looking at my invoice reports.
Josh is on his way to HR because he gave the new secretary a Full Dong Press.
Josh is on his way to HR because he gave the new secretary a Full Dong Press.
by anonymous August 8, 2025
Get the Full Dong Pressmug. A form of gay man sex when you put the tips of said penises together at the heads until you have a super saiyan dick experience
by Pikachu thot July 14, 2017
Get the dragon pressmug. andre-“yo homeboy i’m not the one to play with, i’m bout’ to press up on yo’ ass!”
lamar-“ nah homeboy ion want no problems!”
lamar-“ nah homeboy ion want no problems!”
by ybfan101 December 20, 2022
Get the press upmug.