by Steelolikesvagina October 5, 2025
Get the Pinocha poker mug.A species of gambling machine rumoured to exist west of the Nullarbor, but actually rarer than a FIFO bloke who doesn’t own a jet-ski. In Perth, the only “pokies” you’ll find are scratchies from the servo—tiny cardboard disappointment tiles you frantically scrape like a desperate tradie trying to remove evidence before the missus gets home.
Unlike the rest of Australia—where pubs are basically childcare centres for adults who love button-mashing—Perth bans pokies everywhere except the casino. So locals make do with scratchies
Unlike the rest of Australia—where pubs are basically childcare centres for adults who love button-mashing—Perth bans pokies everywhere except the casino. So locals make do with scratchies
“Due to financial hardship, Darren reports he spent his last $12 on Perth pokies—aka scratchies from the BP—stating that ‘if Centrelink won’t give me a bonus, maybe the cardboard will,’ which was assessed as not a valid income stream.”
by SDSyd December 10, 2025
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Karita why was you over bobby's house ? , did y'all you know?
No , Rick we didn't do the horizontal poker !
No , Rick we didn't do the horizontal poker !
by Wizdee May 10, 2011
Get the the horizontal poker mug.You put your penis in. You take your penis out. You put your penis in, and you choke your girl out. You do the Chokie Pokie and you turn yourself around. That's what it's all about!
by Lupussong September 26, 2019
Get the The Chokie Pokie mug.The joker poker is a sex move where u keep poking ur dick in her ass every time u poke u make a joker laugh
by Evil492 April 25, 2021
Get the The joker poker mug.Where is my poker is a phrase commonly used in many high schools in South Florida. It mocks people for asking stupid questions about where something specific is. Origin of the phrase is unknown, but it is widely believed to have stemmed from a video game.
Sofia: Have you seen my purple notebook?
Aimee: Bro. (In mocking, high pitched voice) Where's my poker?? Girl its literally in your bag.
Sofia: Oh.
Aimee: Bro. (In mocking, high pitched voice) Where's my poker?? Girl its literally in your bag.
Sofia: Oh.
by jacob911prey May 7, 2025
Get the Where's my poker? mug.Child: I love gambling!
Person: How are you gambling!? You're 6!
Child: shows person Luigi's Picture Poker
Person: How are you gambling!? You're 6!
Child: shows person Luigi's Picture Poker
by the upteenth time May 31, 2025
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