Pink Maxwell

An obscure and appalling sex-act of unknown origins. Believed to involve the stimulation of an anus through various means, with or without the recipient's consent.

Person 1: Hey, did you hear about the Bedroom Dog Killer? He's struck again!
Person 2: Oh Lord... what's he done this time?
Person 1: Gave his own dog a Pink Maxwell then dusted his tracks. Poor thing never stood a chance.

Person 2: Ho-Lee-Fuk! He must have been suffering from dissociative fugue and thought it was his ex-wife!

by Corporal Bloho April 11, 2019

pink jizz

When a blood vessel in the testicles ruptures and mixes with the sperm to create a purple mixture.

Dude, I fucked so hard last night that I had a pink jizz.

by Winter Nigga November 19, 2017

pink cave

Pussy

I went spelunking in your wife's pink cave last night

by Dasiykajsa December 9, 2017

Pink Plumber

A reference to the pink toned penis of a Caucasian male when that’s one’s preference to root out their bodily orifices. The ol’ pink penis.

I took his pink plumber right up my poop chute.

His pink plumber was so big I thought my cervix was going to burst.

by Eaton Holgoode January 26, 2018

Pinked-out

When you wake up with pinkeye and then you remember you ate booty last night.

“Why are your eyes all red?”

“I pinked-out last night”

by Blackbitchesdontlie January 28, 2018

Pink Plunger

Tounge punching and orally copulating someone’s anus for sexual gratification.

I gave Rachel the pink plunger last night. She was squirming all over. I could barely hold her ass still.

by Eaton Holgoode May 5, 2018

pink piggy

Pink piggy is another word to describe a pink vagina. Pink pussy...

Jake: Mom, today in Health, I learned about the pink piggy!

Mom: what's that?!

Jake: you know, you have one!

Dad: it's not pink anymore son...

by LSKR February 9, 2017