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famous quote to one of Billy Graham's famous sermons, "What you do if dem fuckin bitches dont pay up."
college professor: "Carl Erbetson, what is your favorite quote by Bill Graham?"

Carl(student): "Well its gotta be 'mother fuckin' titty suckin' two ball bitch with a ping pong pussy and a rubber dick'"

college professer: "Splendid. That is mine, too."
by Joey Jordison April 9, 2007
mugGet the mother fuckin' titty suckin' two ball bitch with a ping pong pussy and a rubber dickmug.
a long fuckin burn that schools the shit out of any dis you get.
Bully: "Hey gimme some money lil bitch."

little bitch: "No u give ME some money ya mother fuckin' titty suckin' two ball bitch with flat granny boobs, face full of testicles, a ping pong pussy and a 2 inch crooked rubber dick with no balls or hair."

mother fuckin' titty suckin' two ball bitch with flat granny boobs, face full of testicles, a ping pong pussy and a 2 inch crooked rubber dick with no balls or hair:
"Shut up. JUST SHUT UP. (runs away crying)"
by Joey Jordison April 11, 2007
mugGet the mother fuckin' titty suckin' two ball bitch with flat granny boobs, face full of testicles, a ping pong pussy and a 2 inch crooked rubber dick with no balls or hairmug.

ping pong tableing

to see something that has a free sign on it on the side of the road and drag it all the way back to your house
you see a free couch of the side of the road and you drag it back to your house:::that is ping pong tableing

"oh man i just ping pong tabled a desk a mile across town to my house"
by ilikecheezandpie June 30, 2009
mugGet the ping pong tableingmug.

Ping

In the state of Texas, another word for the rake in a poker game (money taken out of the pot each hand by a person or business running a poker game).
At Freerolls Poker Club we don’t take rake out of the pot. We take ping out of the pot instead, up to $15 per hand!
by MarcusSTL2 December 21, 2020
mugGet the Pingmug.

Ping

The laziest and rudest way to start an online chat
I don't give two cents whether you're a stranger or my families, if you PING'd me instead do a proper greetings to start a chat, i'll ignore your chat, block you, and then report your chat as a spam.

You need to learn some basic Netiquette
by Sir. B August 13, 2021
mugGet the Pingmug.

Ding Dong Ling Long Ping Pong Ning Nong

A mega racist ass word to those wth eyes basically closed (asians)
My asian friend is a Ding Dong Ling Long Ping Pong Ning Nong
by LC Gilly November 2, 2022
mugGet the Ding Dong Ling Long Ping Pong Ning Nongmug.

Ping

To ring, A person, place, or thing,

Normally used on Discord/Fortnite
Yo i just pinged the whole server
by Subtochaoticcoops December 1, 2023
mugGet the Pingmug.

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