piggies in a blanket

coating your partner's toes in a "blanket" of cum.

I admired her piggies in a blanket after emptying my balls.

by DMind July 12, 2012

Spuggy Ping-Pong

A competitive sexual sport whereby a male ejaculates into a female's mouth and she then spits the sperm into the open mouth of another female who is 3 meters away. The second woman then returns fire and the objective of the game is to keep rallying the sperm back and forth. Whichever woman misses will lose.

I'm due in court tomorrow. Apparently the park isn't the right place to play Spuggy Ping-Pong.

by Allan Bent November 1, 2014

Wet Noodle Ping-Pong

When two gay men with erectile dysfunction play ping-pong with their penises in lieu of anal sex.

Ever since their surgeries Lyle and Sebastian haven't been able to achieve full penetration, and instead resort to Wet Noodle Ping-Pong. They say it works for them.

by GetItRightGetItTight June 17, 2011

Ping Abuse

A term that sore losers use as a reason to why they get killed in a melee battle. Mostly used in the game Minecraft.

OMG HOW THE FUCK DID HE KILL ME! I CALL PING ABUSE! ping

by xDripples October 3, 2014

popty ping

A Welsh word for microwave.
Best word ever invented.

Some of the best looking popty pings have knobbles

Shell has a red popty ping.

Her popty ping has red knobbles.
My popty ping is making popcorn.

by joeking84 September 16, 2013

pindia

A place where people who are from india and pakistan live, the people there usually call themselves pindian

A: Where do you live?
B:Pindia
A:Where is that?
B:Well, let's just say; My mother is from pakistan and my father is from india this makes me pindian, which means i must live in pindia
A:Yes, I understand

by the father of pindia July 25, 2006

Pengis

a diseased penis.

- omg why does it burn when i piss?
- well ya gotta pengis.

by Enrih November 12, 2010