Piff

To poke a rat until it dies

“Piff a rat”

John: Woah what happened to that rat?
Jared: He got piffed

by TheGoldenGoose_ May 12, 2024

Piffers

London slang used to describe a good looking girl.

Invented by Saul Newling - 2025

'Shes piffers bro'

by okaysau October 31, 2025

muffin puffs

a kind of cereal that includes muffin shaped bites with blue berry included.

I ate muffin puffs for breakfast.

by Kinnas January 24, 2009

pull piff

To smoke dank bud

bro, i was so gone last night. all i do is pull piff

by chrisaiin March 14, 2010

turkey piff

a girl who is ugly with flab around her neck which tends to wobble

rah, that gally is turkey piff

by piffmandep July 23, 2013

Snoot piffer

A shitty comeback to poo and/or poot sniffer means that you won the insul war against them.

Me: You're a poot sniffer

Them: oh yeah well your uh uh a snoot piffer

by The1andonlysnoot November 30, 2014

Coco Puffs

Another way to say, " I have to go poop." Another way to say, "{I have to go make a bowel movement}."

1) " I have to go blast some coco puffs."

2) " I have some {coco puffs} I have to go get wet, I'll be back in a jiffy."

3) " I had some major coco puffs this morning when I woke up."

4) "It's not {poop}, it's coco puffs."

by MessAnger September 24, 2014