#2 pencil

A basic bitch

"Literally paige was being such a #2 pencil, its like seeiously stop taking pictures of your startbucks."

by garry jounson January 1, 2017

Thick as a first grade pencil

Curvy, sexy, voluptuous

She's bad! That girl is thick as a first grade pencil

by Easyj September 18, 2014

pennyloafer

Someone who is african american, hispanic, or korean. Basically someone who does not belong in our country. It's a nice word instead of saying nigger, greaser, or buckethead. Most of the time people don't know what you are talking about, it's great :P

1: Damn Pennyloafer.

2: I might be a bitch, but your the pennyloafer.

by Rese` Wilson October 9, 2007

mechanical pencil

wrap your dick in tin foil and go into intercourse with a woman while moaning "i need to finish the essay!" after ejaculation you say "i ran out of led, i need a refill"

pencil nut, mechanical pencil

by king awesomeness January 21, 2011

blade of a pencil sharpener

The blade of a pencil sharpener is surprisingly very sharp. When taken off the pencil sharpener, it becomes the perfect utensil to cut yourself with. Just remember right to left is for attention, and top to bottom is for results.

Viswathish: Shira have you been cutting yourself with the blade of a pencil sharpener?
Shira: Yes I have, it's surprisingly super efficient.

by Anaru Kasane November 21, 2016

I'll pencil you in

It literally means that someone will give you the details of something, but is usually just someone trying to give you the runaround.

"What happened with you and your girlfriend?"
"I'll pencil you in later."

by Jessica May 20, 2004

pencilled

The state of inebriation at which one is so plastered that one actually finds it to be amusing to insert pencils up one's nose and expects to be instantly lauded for this demonstration of Wilde-like wit.

Christ, she was pencilled last Friday on only the 3rd glass - my stationery drawer will never be the same again. It's like an adventure, looking for the non-damp rubber-ended ones...

by Richard Manns November 4, 2006