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oak park

a.k.a. Toke Park

a close suburb of chicago. children of middle class, whites are stoners that hang out at austin gardens and eat purees pizza. the parents run a "village" and pride themselves in being "tolerant" of homosexuals and blacks. (also, filled with hobos who like to smoke pot at scoville park)


if you want drugs, oak park is where you find it

oak parkers generally speak in a lingo only other oak parkers can understand

it is also contently swarmed by tourists due to frank loyd wright
"the village of oak park is full of druggies and alcoholics"
by opisforfuckers December 23, 2008
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jurassic park

Phrase coined by that example to us all, Alan Partridge.

It is best described as an expression of joy at a favourable outcome. You could also use "cash back!", "in off the red!", "Mary Poppins!", or of course, "Kiss my face!"
Director of the BBC: "Alan, I'm giving you another series"

Alan Partridge: "Jurassic Park!"
by jimbokeeno September 1, 2004
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Columbus Park

Columbus Park is a park located at the edge of New York City's chinatown. It consists of six basketball courts, a kiddy playground, and a grass field used for either football or soccer.

Old courts (has three courts) are the courts that were built from the start. Those who are more skilled in basketball tend to play here opposed to the new courts which is usually filled with basketball players who are not familiar with Columbus Park.

Columbus Park also has a section filled with picnic tables, but instead of picnics, it is cluttered with senior citizens playing chinese chess on a daily basis. In this area, you can smell cigarettes and old people.

Across the street from Columbus Park is the popular delicattesan, "Sam's". This deli is very popular because it is right across from the Old Courts and especially during the summer, the players tend to buy their drinks from this deli. The deli consists of five tables and chairs that accompany them. Sam's has a large variety of drinks and sandwiches.
Basketball Player 1: Alright, we're finally at Columbus Park. So where do we play ball?

Basketball Player 2: What about these courts? They look nice!

Basketball Player 1: Sure, why not? They sure as hell look better than those old courts down there!

CTHOS
by CM35 August 22, 2009
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Kessler Park

a neighborhood inside oak cliff texas, half of it is hood, half is not
by lildino July 5, 2009
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Parking Vulture

Somebody who waits for a parked vehicle to move from a coveted spot only to move his vehicle to the same spot.
The parking vulture swooped into my spot when I left for lunch
by SlickVik August 16, 2010
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Park Restroom

A place where homeless people go to bathe and male homosexuals go to touch butts.
I really had to blast a dookie, but my only option was a park restroom and I was not in the mood for a date.
by mistermedl October 21, 2010
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Spray Park

Multiple partners participating in a golden shower in a public location.
Me and buddies just drank a 24 pack. Ever been to a spray park?

Person A: How was your vacation?
Person B: Have you ever been to a spray park? it was awesome!

Pickup line:
You look dirty. Ever been in a golden spray park?
by Not.my.real.name June 6, 2010
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