oak park

a.k.a. Toke Park

a close suburb of chicago. children of middle class, whites are stoners that hang out at austin gardens and eat purees pizza. the parents run a "village" and pride themselves in being "tolerant" of homosexuals and blacks. (also, filled with hobos who like to smoke pot at scoville park)


if you want drugs, oak park is where you find it

oak parkers generally speak in a lingo only other oak parkers can understand

it is also contently swarmed by tourists due to frank loyd wright

"the village of oak park is full of druggies and alcoholics"

by opisforfuckers December 23, 2008

jurassic park

Phrase coined by that example to us all, Alan Partridge.

It is best described as an expression of joy at a favourable outcome. You could also use "cash back!", "in off the red!", "Mary Poppins!", or of course, "Kiss my face!"

Director of the BBC: "Alan, I'm giving you another series"

Alan Partridge: "Jurassic Park!"

by jimbokeeno September 1, 2004

Park Restroom

A place where homeless people go to bathe and male homosexuals go to touch butts.

I really had to blast a dookie, but my only option was a park restroom and I was not in the mood for a date.

by mistermedl October 21, 2010

park links

Dog poo.

It's time we picked up the park links.

by Yer mum! December 31, 2013

ted park

To pull through a parking spot and park facing toward the aisle.

I’m going to Ted Park so I don’t have to drive in reverse when I leave the lot.

by emkohlo August 22, 2018

Normandy Park

Normandy Park, Washington is a small bedroom community between Seattle and Tacoma. It's along Puget Sound with large homes on huge lots. Several creeks run through the city, and there are lots of tall trees. It's very conservative and parents are very protective of their kids. It's also a very rich city. Growing up in Normandy Park is like growing up in Bellevue.

"Hey man, want to hang out late tonight at the mall? "

"No, sorry, my parents want me home by 10pm."

"oh I forgot, man, you live in Normandy Park. "

by Urban Planning Dude October 7, 2016

Glamour Parking

Finding a parking spot right in front of the club/restaurant/establishment you're going to on a crowded street, downtown district, somewhere a parking spot is hard / impossible to find.

To his credit, Homer, a friend of mine, first started this. Now we all do it.

OMG that Lexus just pulled out of the spot right next to the handicapped parking. Quick! *the driver parks the car*
Everyone in the car altogether says/sings: GLAMOUR PARKING!!! (you have to kind of sing it a little bit)

by Troy Vogel January 22, 2009