Ego Parasites

People who lookup their own names on Urban Dictionary and share it on social media to see if anybody gives a fuck.
They are similar to Ego Bacteria, which usually settle their grounds via posting multiple pictures of their breakfast, lunch, dinner, etc. But Ego Parasites are prone to be more immune to common sense than Ego Bacteria.

- What's the whole deal about everybody posting the definition of their names on Instagram?

- Just another wave of Ego Parasites, nothing new...

by SkankHunt42_therealone August 17, 2018

para

is when you have had so much to drink that you feel paraletic

fuck rachel was so para last night, she was off her face

by FOB AT HEART September 22, 2009

PAAS

You’ve heard of SAAS, Software as a Service, well make way for PAAS, Product as a Service. Customers are subscribing to services that regularly deliver products they need over and over again. This could create a whole new class of business models.

Instead of selling your product to one customer, once, you might be able to turn it into PAAS, ‘product as a service’—people would subscribe to your service and you would deliver the product to them, say, once a quarter. It could be anything people use over and over again— like hair gel, shaving cream, razor blades, perfume, face cream, hey, maybe even socks and underwear.

by Prof Bruce April 20, 2011

Para

To get angry,or to yell.or to be savage and give no fucks

If I bring a chick to the house,my mum will para.
Tuned fucked a girl in front of his chick...he’s paraing

by Bcube November 2, 2017

Paraa

If you ever come across a Paraa in your life you are so lucky. Paraa is the most weird, intelligent, gleaming, humorous, caring, and beautiful girl you will ever come across. She’s the girl who’s hair is always going to be messy just like her life. She will dance in the rain with you and she’ll make tea for you but, then she’s going to make you laugh so hard you’ll snort the tea right outa your nose. And she’ll be able to tell somethings wrong just by looking at you. Also she will listen and pay attention to you when your talking about the things you love even if she doesn’t love them herself. Paraa’s gonna be the girl who looks like a lazy Sunday afternoon instead of a Friday night. She’s going to be super loyal and she’ll stand up for you. But be careful she has a low self esteem and she’s most likely depressed. But if she trusts you and you do something to lose that you might not be trusted by her ever again. And she’ll stay with you if your crying all night long because there’s nothing you can do to lose her love. She’ll most likely keep her feelings to herself because she’s tired of pouring her heart out to the wrong person. And she’s super emotional when it comes to animals she loves them more than she loves people. But all in all Paraa is an amazing gal you should always keep in your life.

“Omg I started crying in class today” Person 1

“What happened?” Person 2

“Oh Paraa made me laugh so hard we had to move seats” Person 1

“ oh that makes sense h she’s so awesome” Person 2

by Canihaveapeppermint January 21, 2019

Parasite

A parasite is an organism that lives on or in a host organism and gets its food from or at the expense of its host.

Parasites can be protists, bacteria, viruses, fungi, plants or (animals) > filthy, sick minded, dumb, cheap, very cheap, loser human.

by Youaremyprincesses, remember? April 30, 2022

parasecrets

a livejournal community that makes secrets about the band Paramore.
they update every sunday and most of the secrets are about bitching on singer hayley williams and other communitymembers.
still a lot of people visit the community because it's addicting, and they feel like a real paramore fan (parawhore).

1; "ey dude, have you read the new secrets at parasecrets this week?
2; "yeah, awful as always."

by ihaveaparacrush October 25, 2009