Piss Panic

The panic one experiences when having to urinate in an urgent manner. The panic reaches its apex when the sufferer is physically getting closer to the bathroom, but has not yet emptied their bladder. This panic is generally accompanied by the inability to properly remove clothing in a timely fashion in order to urinate. This panic sometimes causes the sufferer to leak urine on their undergarments and beyond and can be visible to others.

"I'm so glad we pulled over so I could take a piss in the Taco Bell. I was in full 'Piss Panic' and couldn't get my zipper down fast enough. I actually pissed a little in my boxers because of my panic."

by Your Mom is a Molinari August 19, 2013

switch panic

When someone tests which side of the switch spectrum you're leaning towards.

"He kept saying please and then demanded me to sit down. I wanted to take over but then I wanted to listen. I had a switch panic."

by Jalexis00 February 1, 2021

Virgin Panic Attack

The moment that deep virgins feel like their heart has increased its speed and you are unable to properly speak words and are incredibly flustered from seeing something that they are attracted to start hitting on them or flirting with them or approaching them.

Friend 1: Why is he acting like that over his crush flirting with him.
Friend 2: He's having a Virgin panic attack.

by Pantonic March 25, 2021

Bottom Panic

When a top says something so spicy that the bottom freaks out in an interesting way showing that they like what they hear.

Top: We're gonna have so much fun tonight, I learned something just for you ;)
Bottom: rdkdjddsksjdisjdjs
Top: Haha you're having bottom panic

by I_am_very_edgy_x3 December 2, 2021

Sausage roll panic

Where you roll your self up tightly in your duvet and enter a claustrophobic panic mode.

I'll never do a sausage roll panic again, I thought I was gonna die.

by Mr sausage king February 2, 2017

Peanut Butter Panic

The scared, panicky feeling you get when you see poop on your dick after you pull it out of a person's ass after anal sex.

Person 1: How was your first time doing anal?

Person 2: It was great, until I got the peanut butter panic.

by deltabeta April 4, 2021

Cold Brew Panic Poop

When you drink coffee to the point of pooping, but you’re caught up in another activity and need to rush to the shitter faster than a worm down a waterspout during a rainstorm.

I was on a coffee date with my crush who is consistently mean to me and I had to take a cold brew panic poop right in the middle of her ruining my life.

by Poopmoney6969 May 17, 2021