Chaz: "Bro, I'm workin' a sweat up. I just benched 300 lbs at the gym."
Jeff: "Hey man, quit tooting your own dick."
Jeff: "Hey man, quit tooting your own dick."
by G.andy18 February 28, 2017
Get the tooting your own dickmug. -When someone is paying more attention to what you're doing then what they're doing.
-When you're working on something you already know and someone over your shoulder is telling you how to do it.
-When you're working on something you already know and someone over your shoulder is telling you how to do it.
Bob: hey Bill......you done with that tire change yet?!
Bill: hey Bob....?
Bob: what?
Bill:..........watch your own bobber
Bill: hey Bob....?
Bob: what?
Bill:..........watch your own bobber
by lo-ca$h August 20, 2016
Get the Watch your own bobbermug. Man, Brendan really got fucked by his own bananas this semester. Maybe if he'd smoked a little less weed he wouldn't have a .25 gpa. - Fucked by your own bananas
by orangecrush1221 May 4, 2008
Get the Fucked by your own bananasmug. A phrase meaning "Google until you find something that agrees with you". Typically used to pretend the person saying it is somehow smarter than all of the experts.
I don't believe in government vaccines, COVID is the flu, and masks don't work! Do your own research!
by BaronCoop July 29, 2021
Get the Do your own researchmug. by Magic carpet June 10, 2017
Get the Up your own assmug. take a look at your own actions, appearance, attitude , and behavior before you assess someone else!
stevie called me a slut but i said 'smell your own'; dude, he slept with more people in a month than i did all year!
by scar belle March 20, 2009
Get the smell your ownmug. by jat December 15, 2004
Get the I own you bitchesmug.