Tyson Road

Tyson Road is a road that resides in southern Vermont. Tyson Road is notorious for its gang warfare and constant police activity. The dominant gang are the "Tyson Road Boys", a ruthless band of killers and coke-fiends. Dubbed "Vermont's Harlem" by prominent author Arthur Vandelay, Tyson Road hit the gang scene in 1999 when there were a record 5 murders in one evening. The resulting investigation showed that it was more than just simple crime, it was an extensive network of smuggling and dealing, prominently cocaine. Despite Tyson Road being just that, a road, it captures Vermont's number one most dangerous city statistic.

"Damn, I just got shot up on Tyson Road."

"Oh No! It's the Tyson Road Boys!"

"Tyson Road ain't nuthin' to f*** with"

by Ignayshysse April 17, 2008

Road Rape

The taking advantage of travelers or tourists through a state by creating unavoidable costs and excalated prices.

I'm low on funds after taking the tour of Oklahoma. The road rape of the tolls at every other mile is ridiculous.

by JohnnyIntense May 19, 2009

Road Burner

A massive dump streak left behind in a gas station bathroom after flushing.

Jesus dude, I just went to use the bathroom at Chevron and some guy had laid down a brutal road burner, I gagged and threw up in the sink.

by Big Status February 09, 2009

road kill

When traveling for business or pleasure and you manage to bang some ho you pick up at a bar or other establishment.

I went to Boston last week and got 2 road kills under my belt.

by The Road Kill Assassin May 25, 2005

road apple

One of the essential ingredients for a friendly game of barnyard golf.

After collecting a few road apples, we had a game of barnyard golf.

by Bumkicker Slade May 10, 2005

road lick

eating out a female while she is driving a vehicle.

Maybe she will give us a ride if i give her road lick.

by Gannon G. August 10, 2006

off-roading

Anal Sex

When my girlfriend's pussy got sore, I rolled her over, lubed up her ass, and went off-roading.

by jd1989 November 02, 2012