When you literally do not even know what to say prior to a question
"Johnathan why are there black men twerking on your phone?"

"i cant even tell you"
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A phrase that is sure to replace the widely used ”not (even) gonna lie
Random dude: yo that thot really did send a dickpic instead of her tits accidentally
Me, an intellectual: that’s kinda cringe, not EVEN going to fap (well, ofc I’m gonna fap)
by overheadsnocap September 14, 2019
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A term used when a person/ Nation is dominating, and isn’t even at their fullest capacity, or peak yet.
Example one:
Did you see how I went 75-3 in the first round of domination? It ain’t even half time yet!

Example two: I’m barely warming up bro, it ain’t even half time yet.
by Denied AKA Cipher March 14, 2021
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A phrase used when a person, team or nation is not at their fullest capacity/ Peak yet and they are dominating a competitor.
Did you see how I just went 63-2 in the first round of domination? It ain’t even half time yet!

Example two: Tre flips are a warm up trick, it ain’t even half time yet 🥱
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Person 1: what’s steezustheme
Person2: even flow
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(Тайное становитса Ясным in Russian)

an expression meaning

even the best kept of secrets will become known sooner or later
son: dad, how did you know i had bad grades?

father: (roflmao) son, even walls have eyes and ears. You tried burning your report card, but forgot to take the ashes out of the fireplace; put 2 and 2 together, and you get 4, right?. You therefore Have The Right to Remain Silent.
by Sexydimma April 6, 2013
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