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Happy Zone

A code term used to describe the size of a man's penis without having to give specific details. Being "in the happy zone" means you are at least average or a little above. (5.5-8 inches) See also the Frankenstein Zone and the Outrageous Zone.
Not huge, but he's in the Happy Zone.
by GregiPop April 17, 2011
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high zone

The opposite of the friend zone. A situation in which one member of a friendship enters into a romantic or sexual relationship with the other. It is generally considered to be a desirable situation for the both persons. Also known as dating.
I finally made it to the high zone. We're officially going out now!
by NotMiceElf July 11, 2018
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comfort-zoning

When your partner is happy with you in the current comfort zone you have created. They don’t want the relationship to end but they don’t want it to move forward (I.e. moving in together, marriage, buying a house, getting a pet together , having kids) Similar to a situation-ship except the feelings are genuine.

Your partner will give you mixed signals to make the relationship stay the same.

Reason for this include but are not limited to: unresolved feelings for someone else, commitment phobia, desire to avoid adult life, their unsure of their sexuality, or they are just lazy.
*adds ex on Facebook* “we dated for like a week. Yeah she broke my heart but it was like ten years ago. Can you call her and ex?”

“Do I love her? Probably not.”

“We can start looking at houses next year for sure.”
Two weeks later: “We’ll in three years we might be able to get a house.”

“We definitely might get married someday.”

I’m going to be a parent so maybe let’s just get some pets. But you know after we move because the land lord does allow pets right now.”

“So I’m going to ignore you at game night but don’t be mad, my friends are just self-conscious they don’t have girlfriends” *proceeds to ignore you and not so casually strokes his best friends bicep through out the night*

“Do you think (insert best friend name) is gay?”

“Aw you took the trash out, thanks. I was gonna do it but I forgot three days in a row.”

“Yeah I love you. You make me feel comfortable.”

Boom. Comfort-zoning.
by char.black March 1, 2020
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birthday zone

The 72 hours before and after your actual birthday in which it is still technically your birthday.
Friend 1: "Sorry I forgot to wish you a happy birthday yesterday!!"
Friend 2: "That's okay, I'm still in the birthday zone."
by iEATyourCUPCAKE November 5, 2013
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ankha zone

one of the shittiest memes of this entire decade, up there with amogus and the sussy baka bullshit
the meme is about a porn animation of ankha from the game "animal crossing" riding a villager's FAT COCK
obviously coomers will be very attracted to this and won't shut the fuck up about it
"Hey dude check out this funny ankha zone video!"
"Stop showing me your shitty porn memes you fuckin' fatherless cum-covered social reject chernobyl mutation type coomer"
by gman gaming October 16, 2021
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The Butter Zone

A metaphorical state of being that one enters into when he/she is in a position where they cannot possibly fail at what would normally be considered an incredible task.
Friend: Dude, Mendenhall is on the 50 running for a touchdown and the closest guy is 30 yards behind.

Me: No doubt man...he's in the butter zone.
by Solis Niteshade October 11, 2010
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Crush zoned

When a girl has a crush on you but does not wanna go out with you or fuck you.
Joe- Jessica ? Well I like you , would you go out on date with me?

Jessica - I do have this crush on you but no

Joe - if you like me what's the problem

Jessica - I do like you but I don't want to fuck you That's why .

Joe - Bitch you just crush zoned me

Jessica - I did have
by VUd January 10, 2015
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