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Going Full Count

Going full count comes from the movie the Count of Monte Cristo. It happens when The main character becomes a bad ass, and starts absolutely killing it. He’s building up the whole movie, escaping from jail, finding the treasure, winning knife fights, being a pirate, but the transformation is complete when he comes to his party in a hot air ballon, holding a cane, wearing a silk robe. The pinnacle of one’s life, absolutely killing it.
Going full count: has he gone full count yet? Wait for it…

Amazed bystander 1: holy shit dude, is he coming down on a fucking hot air balloon right now, and are there dancers on the ropes.
Amazed bystander 2: dude he’s gone full count.
by T-rentOpotamus January 6, 2023
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The Count Chocula

When a white girl performs oral sex on multiple black males in succession, without swallowing or spitting out the sperm of any male and counting each nut followed by "Ha Ha Ha".
"BlubOneBluh HA HA Haaaayuucck,

Two *Cough* HA HA *Gag* Haaa"

The Count Chocula
by Tawfik the Terrible Terrorist November 28, 2018
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Count Money Team

A Record Label Founded By : VibeDolby, a young Producer with potential, TruFuse and Southern Vibe Taydoe . Cmt Known as Count Money Team is A und ground label on the Upcoming with Nice artist Like Youngdacinco, who is is Very prominent in the Rap game and this label is soon to be known .
by Upcoming Labels XXL August 2, 2017
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Count Humpula

A man who enjoys having sexual intercourse with a woman during her menstrual cycle.
Count Humpula doesn't care if she's on her period. He'll hit it raw too.
by AmadeuS469 September 25, 2022
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kiss count

The amount of people that have kissed you and or the amount of times you’ve been kissed.
EX// “Laura has a kiss count of 278 at the age of 16. What a whore.”
by Chipped_Flower October 5, 2022
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Count Humpula

A man who enjoys having sexual intercourse with a woman who is actively menstruating.
Count Humpula doesn't care about Aunt Flo. He'll hit it raw.
by AmadeuS469 October 6, 2022
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