culo-muncher

an individual who enjoys kissing, licking, sucking, blowing on or biting anuses; an unpleasant or annoying person

John Doe is always complaining. What a culo-muncher.

by bigminus November 10, 2008

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crayon muncher

A term is often given to members of the United States Marine Corps, under the stereotype that all Marines are mentally deficient.

Guy 1: You were in the military?? That's so cool!
Guy 2: Yup, enlisted in the Mari-
Guy 1: Oh. You're one of those crayon munchers.

by zuccer December 27, 2021

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booty-muncher

1) Someone who annoys you so badly it's like their gnawing at your ass

2) A best friend who aggravates the fuck out of you but you love them anyway <3

1) Don't be such a booty-muncher!
2) booty-muncher I love you because you are my best friend.

by Madlovelin March 25, 2014

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cock muncher

one who takes sexual or otherwise sick pleasure in chewing on the hard knobs of wild animals

President Bush is a cock muncher

by R00tBreaker August 04, 2003

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ass muncher

An individual that bites ones butt-cheeks. Usually resulting in a case of swollen colon, staff infection, or a bite mark. Usually the butt-cheek is firm and very smooth allowing the ass muncher(s) to get the most accurate nibble or sometimes bite. people who get assmunched...usually go into a state of horniness where they start to develop long boners and occasional discharges of the vaginal canal.

Lindsay is the dumbest ass muncher. She bit Mr.Decker's wrong buttcheek. This turned Mr.Decker off which resulted in him whacking her in the face with his ballsack(s).

by rimjobstar November 11, 2007

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