Moon Landing

A way Girls "manicure" their pubic hair in the fashion of a circle
Created By those who are upset with the sub par standards in pubic hair, and request more "Actionable" shapes in pubic hair

"So you know what a landing strip is right?, its a way girls manicure their pubic. Its a perfect line right ? So whats a moon landing right? you pull the pants down, Perfect circle"(drops the mic)-Joel Heyman

by weepill March 31, 2015

Double Inverted Fruit Bowl Moon

Invented in Dodge City, Kansas in the 1970s, this occurs when two men remove their pants and underwear, and interlock elbows back to back & ass to ass. Then one man pulls his torso down forward, hunching over, which in turn elevates the second man upon his back, who lifts his legs into the air, exposing an almost symmetrical vision of their junk, taints and anuses to unsuspecting onlookers.

I heard a rapping at the window, and when I opened the curtains I beheld a ghastly site...it was two boys flashing me with a double inverted fruit bowl moon! Quite shocking.

by Rev619 July 16, 2010

moon teeth

when you haven't brushed your teeth in a while, and they feel all bumpy.

::rubs tongue over teeth::
"geez, i've got some serious moon teeth... i need to brush"

by Nyako The Sheep November 6, 2008

Harvest Moon

This is when a person is actively and intentionally taking a dump while mooning someone

Everyone in that car must’ve thought it was pretty funny to stick a bare ass out of the car window and moon us, but the driver probably won’t think it’s as funny when he finds out it was a Harvest Moon so now he has to clean shit off of his car.

by Jackmeatball January 24, 2020

moon cricket

Used as a deragatory term for a black person. Similar to porch monkey, nigger, or coon.

Some moon cricket must have stole it!

by dingraha November 19, 2007

Moon

A thing that has been blown up at least 200 times in the DragonBall series. Believed to have revolved around the earth prior to its destruction(s).

DragonBall dude: omgwtf is that the moon?

Goku: KAAAAAAMEEEEHAAAMEEEEEHAAAAAAAAAAA!

DragonBall dude 2: where?

by Shin Tsubasa April 18, 2009

fly to the moon

An excuse, given for lack of a REAL excuse, normally used after ditching your friends at the last second.
See pull a nik.

(over the phone)
Guy 1: "Dude, where the hell are you? Are you coming over yet or what?"
Guy 2: "Sorry, I can't make it today."
Guy 1: "What?! Why the hell not?"
Guy 2: "I gotta fly to the moon."
Guy 1: "You suck, man."

by Makenshi February 27, 2006