monster beef

a huge penis. is a males main asset

"trent thats huge"
"yer i have a monster beef"

by trent monaghan April 1, 2009

taco monster

In short, a homosexual woman, or 'lesbian'. Specifically, one who is considered quite fiendishly or excessively sexual.

Yeah, and now she's a taco monster!

by mbryo_ January 24, 2011

Normandy Monster

A game involving bunkbeds where players get on the top bunk and using only their legs try to remove their opponent from the bunk, completely onto the floor.

Kev and I played a game of Normandy Monster last night and unfortunately when he flew off the bed he hit his head on the dresser.

by anti_chris November 4, 2007

Hover Monster

Noun
huhv-er mon-ster

1.The act of hovering around someone while they are minding their own business.

2. Being excessively nosy.

3. The incessant need to listen to someone's telephone conversation; most of the time without hiding.

1. Anytime I start typing on my computer, my wife instantly evolves into a Hover Monster and stands behind me to see what I am doing.

2. Even if I take my phone call outside, the Hover Monster inside my wife will decide she needs to pull weeds and immediately follow me.

by SweatyGooch April 9, 2013

monster boobage

tits that are at least a D cup, if not bigger

"Dude, check out her monster boobage."

by hotstuff17 January 26, 2009

sludge monster

A monster made out of sludge. Lives in the sewers, and needs dark places and moisture to survive.

The Pokemon Muk is sort of like a sludge monster.

by Yui September 21, 2003

kaka monster

Inability to go kaka in the washroom due to intoxication and a dry penis.

Dude! Why does your car smell like shit? Was the kaka monster here?

by thesussy69 June 1, 2018