kaka monster

Inability to go kaka in the washroom due to intoxication and a dry penis.

Dude! Why does your car smell like shit? Was the kaka monster here?

by thesussy69 June 1, 2018

Normandy Monster

A game involving bunkbeds where players get on the top bunk and using only their legs try to remove their opponent from the bunk, completely onto the floor.

Kev and I played a game of Normandy Monster last night and unfortunately when he flew off the bed he hit his head on the dresser.

by anti_chris November 4, 2007

monster boobage

tits that are at least a D cup, if not bigger

"Dude, check out her monster boobage."

by hotstuff17 January 26, 2009

Cake Monster

A girl of substandard attractiveness, who uses a thick layer of makeup to hide the fact that she's busted.

A girl who has to scrap a layer of cake off her face before she goes to bed.

That Jersey girl is a total cake monster.

My bed looks like a Cake Monster slept in it last night.

by rexnfx January 19, 2011

Hover Monster

Noun
huhv-er mon-ster

1.The act of hovering around someone while they are minding their own business.

2. Being excessively nosy.

3. The incessant need to listen to someone's telephone conversation; most of the time without hiding.

1. Anytime I start typing on my computer, my wife instantly evolves into a Hover Monster and stands behind me to see what I am doing.

2. Even if I take my phone call outside, the Hover Monster inside my wife will decide she needs to pull weeds and immediately follow me.

by SweatyGooch April 9, 2013

taco monster

In short, a homosexual woman, or 'lesbian'. Specifically, one who is considered quite fiendishly or excessively sexual.

Yeah, and now she's a taco monster!

by mbryo_ January 24, 2011

Monster House

Verb

To punch/kick/thump/etc. someone so hard that it breaks a giant hole in them, then fill it with concrete to make sure said part is haunted for eternity

"Jim stole your Girlfriend"

"i'm going to monster house his bumole!!!"

by THATKIDCHALKIE April 15, 2014