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spide-mobile 

The oh-so-cool snazed up cheap car driven by 'norn iron's' rodent problem.
They tend to be driven with bass speakers installed and at full volume playing the latest song (I say this in want of a more suitable word), oh, and shouting at people on the street, whom they wouldn't normaly say anything to unless they had 5:1 odds.
A favorite cry to be uttered from the spide-mobile is the infamous ~ "fookin' hippie!"
spide-mobile by cray October 31, 2005
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Mexi Mobile 

A small, piece of shit, car that mexicans cram 10 people into when really there is only supposed to be 4 people in there. Mexicans often do this so that way not all of them have to pay for a car.
Man look at that car with all those mexicans in it, that shit is Mexi Mobile right there!
Mexi Mobile by A.D.12 December 3, 2010

boner mobile 

A huge dick that you see driving around New York City. People often jump on it and hitch a ride. It is approximately 48 feet long and is very slippery. George Bush has been found riding it often.
Let's go to New York City so we can ride the boner mobile!
boner mobile by my_load_owns January 21, 2009

Poser Mobile 

A group of goofy white boyz who show up when you run out of pre-paid minutes.

White guy 1) Poser Mobile says you out of pre-paid minutes, homie!
White guy 2) Fees shorty! Fees!
White guy 3) Extra dollar a day, extra...BOOM!!! *lifts knuckle to show a fake ass diamond ring*
Black Guy) You guys are clowns man, I'm outta here.
White guys 1,2,& 3) *start to do a terrible white wigger rap.
Poser Mobile by Mark755 December 28, 2005

bitch mobile

Generally applicable to women (although men are not excluded) who are known to freak out, act tryannical, snap for any reason, and otherwise turn "bitchy" due to hormones or disposition. During said rampages one can be described as "riding one's bitch mobile".
Employee: Brad is lurking in the back room reading D&D books again...
Manager: I guess I need to jump on my bitch mobile and go "motivate" him.

Sibling #1: Mom's asked me 3 times if you have taken the trash out yet...
Sibling #2: Yeah, she's riding her bitch mobile today. I'm laying low until she calms down.
bitch mobile by Deserita September 12, 2007

Virgin Mobile 

The best phone company in Canada.

Never, ever, ever, ever use rogers. It's shit.

Bell is SLIGHTLY better. Virgin is the best though, great coustomer service, cell service, phones, prices EVERYTHING IS AMAZING
"I just switched from Rogers and now have Virgin Mobile. ROGERS WAS THE SHITTIEST COMPANY I'VE EVER HAD TO DEAL WITH, EVER"
Virgin Mobile by max223 November 19, 2006

pos mobile 

A small non-performant car. Usually known as Toyota Tercels.
Tino: To the pos mobile!
Meng Huo: Indeed! Huzzah!!
pos mobile by Meng October 7, 2004