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progressive marriage

Progressive marriage is a marriage that allows for either party to openly seek other romantic individuals. Both individuals are okay with the open marriage and it is not considered cheating.
John is married to Sarah, Sarah understands that John is attracted to other women, as she is also attracted to other men, they both see other individuals with consent from each other all while being married and in love. This is a progressive marriage that is open ended with no secrets as both parties are aware of the open relationship.
by Hey, why not.. May 19, 2018
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Marriage age

The age you are allowed to get Married at
Like the Working age Gambling age porn age voting age vaping age Smoking age drinking age age of Consent age of Criminal age of puberty Adult age Coming of age and age of majority
I want to marry am I at the marriage age
by 459395 March 6, 2022
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Schrödinger's marriage

A romantic "partnership" in which a parent is simultaneously married but also a single parent due to their partner's weaponized incompetence.
"Why didn't Becky come out with us tonight?"
"Oh, because she can't trust Chad to "babysit" their kids. Last time he passed out drunk and their toddler microwaved a fork. Nearly burned the house down."
"Gosh, that poor woman - wonder if she realizes she's in Schrödinger's marriage."
by Artful_Discourse January 17, 2024
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Spouse's great-grandnibling's wife.
My great-grandniece-by-marriage-in-law is a good person.
by NSBC968755 February 25, 2023
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grandnephew-by-marriage-in-law

Spouse's grandnibling's husband.
My grandnephew-by-marriage-in-law is a good person.
by NSBC968755 February 25, 2023
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granduncle-by-marriage

Grandpibling's husband.
by NSBC968755 February 25, 2023
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saving dating for marriage

When you're too much of a pussy to date someone
Hey, I think Amanda might like you. You should ask her out.
Nah, I'm saving dating for marriage
by SheFuckedABlackGuyAgain December 3, 2020
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