mander

1. a manlet that believes just because he did cross country in high school, and now goes to university in the state of Alabama that his opinions should be heard, when in reality has no rights and is merely a (running) joke

2. the current state of being a chud who is below 5' 2"

3. a crotch fruit pretending to be a chud, or vice versa, this is similar a fakecel

person 1: "YOU are such a mander"
person 2: "actually opinion, you stupid maarwan"
person 1: "if you weren't a mander you would be NOT SMELLY and NOT SHORT"

by linchu January 29, 2026

manderian slip

I CANT HAVE A SMART TALK BECAUSE I DIDNT TALK ABOUT ME RUNNING 10-15 MILES (i run btw) ((cross country))

chud: i think foop republic is great
stupid fucking mander: RUN RUN RUN RUN RUN 5K? TIME? CAN YOU RUN A MILE IN SUB 6?
chud: holy manderian slip

by linchu February 7, 2026

Mandownter1

A good person

Mandownter1 i s such a great person

by Mandownter September 26, 2024

Mandrew

Half man half potato

After he explained what he was thinking I realised he was a mandrew

by Salad Boy 25 December 4, 2024

Mandertwink

Someone who’s a very bad football player but somehow gets a starting job.

Why is this mandertwink on varsity he’s sucks.

by GeorgeBloud December 13, 2024

Mandem

Mandem is the boys (your group of mates)

Mandem is a UK slang word short for your friend group

Person one: "What we doing today cuz?"
Person two: "I don't know g wanna link the mandem?"

by Harrietrosexoxo January 9, 2025

Mander

A tall skinny male, usually of the darker skinned persuasion that refuses to wear a seatbelt in the car. Often will bypass the annoying seatbelt warning beep by buckling the seatbelt behind him and sitting on it.

During the car accident the mander was ejected so hard his durag flew off his head before he landed on the asphalt!

by Prince6 January 12, 2025