Dick Magnet

A woman (or gay man) who typically attract the wrong type of guy, i.e. guys who act like dicks.

Jane: Sarah, why can't I seem to find any decent guys?

Sarah: Jane, you're such a dick magnet.

Jane: What?

Sarah: You only seem to attract guys who act like complete dicks, you're a dick magnet.

by xSallyx March 29, 2009

magneto

Noun: One who controls metals and/or likes to puncture his own skin. One who scares old ladies

Adjective: Unconventional, daring

"Don't you think you've had enough chrome, Magneto?"

"Why don't you take it easy on that Zinc, Magneto?"

"Magneto can you make me a bicycle out of this old pair of fishing rods?"

"Boy that sure is a magneto way of doing it!"

by Ned Casey September 13, 2008

Magnetic Dicking

A popular action which involves taping magnets to you and your mate's dick, letting them pull towards each other until they're both touching.

Hey, did you hear about how Josh and Carl were magnetic dicking at the party last night? Yeah, it was crazy, I also got an STD from Stacy.

by Paul Cinnamon January 15, 2017

[Dog-magnet]

Someone who is found attractive by people who are considered ugly.

"You are a Dog-magnet"

"Check out that Dog-magnet"

by Jake Mansfield October 10, 2008

heard magnet school

An amazing school for great and creative kids. The greatest elementary school named for the great huskies!#HeardhuskiesAwesomeness

The heard magnet school is awesome

by awsertfgybhujnk February 6, 2018

Clark magnet high school

The gayest school in the world. You see a guy sneaking into the bathroom every 5 seconds so they can go vape. They never get caught, because clark students are meant to be “smart” and “innocent”, but really they’re all addicted to nicotine Its a place where theres dress code, but all the hoes crop their polos, and all the guys sag their slacks. The bus is where all the juuls get sold, and where people make out in the back. The gayest, fattest, ugliest, most disgusting principal tortures them with her annoying ass accent.

Clark Magnet High School? No, you’re saying it wrong. Its Clark Magnet HOE school.

by stoppidd October 24, 2019

Pussy magnet

A magnet mainly on a car that resembles or symbolizes a women’s pussy

Man, that women has a massive pussy magnet

by Kapitän November 22, 2020