loser sperm 

The discharge that exist the penis right before the actual sperm. Also known as pre-nut. Loser sperm can actually cause conception resulting in a very stupid child that will grow into a stupid adult. Also known as Emo kids.

Sure you pulled out in time, but your son listens to emo music and crys...often. Your mistake of a son is the result of loser sperm.

loser sperm by Rooster von dtuch November 1, 2006

loser lunge 

A loser lunge is an action associated with 'hacky sack' or 'footbag'. This action is expressed when the hacky sack is in an inconvenient place, usually unreachable by the original kicker.

Therefore, someone else, or the original kicker will try to extend his or her leg as far as possible, trying to "lunge" for the hacky sack to keep the play alive.

The saying is derived from how the person who lunged for the hacky sack is usually determined as the loser. It is customary, and acceptable that the other players insult the loser lunger.

"Learn to play, Willis, stop loser lunging!"

"I quit sports because I missed a loser lunge back when I was young".

loser lunge by Matthew Ting July 25, 2006

loser-ite-us 

A word I made up to explain me .A group of classified losers that will never stop being losers after a certain event in their life.

Ex. Last week I wasn't paying attention to where I was walking and walked right into the wall were everyone laughed and then pointed.

Ex 2. I was walking to recieve my award for my report on Leadership and I fell flat on my face at the convention.

Ex sentence- That girl got loser-ite-us last week after she farted on stage in front of the whole school.

loser-ite-us by Lorena March 6, 2005

loser drunk

the level of drunkenness where your walking around the streets in nothing but your undies crying about your pathetic life

dude, mark got so loser drunk yesterday

really? wow hes so pathetic

loser drunk by asgar November 11, 2009

loser at video games 

(noun) This person wears a mask when they poop. Also, they obviously suck at video games. It is common that this person has a niece that is cooler than them.

Wow, can't believe Kingston is a loser at video games...well, I guess it must be true.

loser at video games by mrsSpicyButthole April 14, 2021

Loser Lapper 

A person who walks around the mall aimlessly doing about 540 laps or so.

Mossy was originally a Loser Lapper but joined the side of the Loser Leaners.

Loser Lapper by Laurgasm June 1, 2003

loser kid 

1. A blink 182 fan that should be respected to the maximum form of respect.
2. Blink 182's mascot(The rabit)

"Man, here comes a loser kid so take your hat off and vow and be more respectful than you are with your mom."

loser kid by Loser kid the 1st January 7, 2005