library

It's just a place where homeless people come to shave and go BM.

"What's a library, dad?

Oh, it's just a place where homeless people come to shave and go BM. Let's go inside."

by Thomas Jefferson The Prez September 9, 2010

Cuba Libre

Early name for Bacardi and coke... invented when the cubans won something and fancied a drink.

poor me some more cuba libre, i want to get drunk.

by David Rees November 23, 2003

libby

she can sometimes be really annoying and grotty. she is nice when she wants to be and she protects you from bullies with her hat. she has blonde hair that gets frizzy in the rain. she is a libby the end.

oh libby thats just rude.....

by namelady101 December 12, 2017

nacho libre

Eating Nachos out of your girl friend's snatch while she is standing on her head.

I ate some cold nacho libres last night.

by BrantB May 18, 2006

libraphobic

when you don't like libras (people born from september 23rd to october 23rd)

anna is libraphobic

by miriamtempia August 30, 2020

Louisiana library card

When your parents are in the next room so you and your sister go to pound town quietly

Brother: looks like we might have to pull the ole' Louisiana library card today, mom and dad are home *insert a subtle "Yee yee"*

Sister: mom and dad died in the crash 8 years ago brother...you gotta let it go..

by Connorbrown3993 January 12, 2019

Folger Shakespeare Library High School Fellowship Program

da place where all da bitchez come to learn da language of loooove.

we also study this dead guy named Bill Shakes. It's pretty awesome. All the bitchez are smart and nerdsy, and all of them are gorgeous.

at least 3 out of the sixteen will be extremely pretentious. and at least 50% of the total male population will be gay.

if youre not a hipster, youre a nerd. if youre not a nerd, youre a sloot.

Sloot: Hey, so you going to the Folger Shakespeare Library High School Fellowship Program today?

Hipster: yea, I decided to dress like Shakespeare to get in the mood.

Kid #1: ME TOO!

Sloot: OMG. THAT'S SO HAWT.

Nerd: ....I want to be Hamlet.

Entire class: LET'S ALL BE HAMLET

Sloot: naww i wanna be Ophelia. mmmmm Hamlet's meats.

by iheartshakespearesomuch December 13, 2010