by CharismaXD November 13, 2023
Get the kysmug. Wolfe county— the birthplace of pedophiles, tobacco, and meth heads. If you visit, you may be asked “can i get a chew a’ baccer?” by a wud of chewbubs. there are two correct responses: “yeahhh son, here ya go, you got a dollar?” or “nah dawg, i quit that”.
what’s everyone doing on a Friday night? idk, probably vaping at the park and racing frogs or going at it on the side of the road in ol’ sons blue pickup.
if you’re driving crazy through Campton, you better watch out because them state boys will getcha. if you’re unpopular in school and need a job, don’t even try Dairy Queen.
finally, watch out for the LCO.
what’s everyone doing on a Friday night? idk, probably vaping at the park and racing frogs or going at it on the side of the road in ol’ sons blue pickup.
if you’re driving crazy through Campton, you better watch out because them state boys will getcha. if you’re unpopular in school and need a job, don’t even try Dairy Queen.
finally, watch out for the LCO.
by bull/shit May 9, 2023
Get the wolfe county, KYmug. 
All u stupid ass bitches need to ky$.
Minimum wage job?
24% interest auto loan?
5’8?
Ugly irl?
V-bucks on your Christmas list?
Kount yo ca$h
Ky$
Minimum wage job?
24% interest auto loan?
5’8?
Ugly irl?
V-bucks on your Christmas list?
Kount yo ca$h
Ky$
by HotBipolarExBf June 20, 2022
Get the Ky$mug. kys is a term that five-year-olds or pissed off teenagers trying to be better than whoever they are arguing with online use to tell the opposite side to end thier life. The K stands for Kill, the Y stands for your, and the S stands for self. Many people who can't think of a way to have a comeback will act as if they think kys stands for Keep Yourself Safe, even though they very clearly know it truly is someone wishing suicide upon them.
1"kys kid, you're bad"
2"bro my team literally won what do you mean im bad"
1"kys kys kys kys kys kys kys bad bad bad bad bad skill issue skill issue kys kys"
or
1"kys kid, you're bad"
2"ok, i'll keep myself safe :D"
1"stop acting like a toddeler"
2"oh yeah? well you should kys"
2"bro my team literally won what do you mean im bad"
1"kys kys kys kys kys kys kys bad bad bad bad bad skill issue skill issue kys kys"
or
1"kys kid, you're bad"
2"ok, i'll keep myself safe :D"
1"stop acting like a toddeler"
2"oh yeah? well you should kys"
by H2o Eater June 27, 2023
Get the kysmug.