Ghoulie Kong

🎶 He’s always there

Inside your walls

But while you sleep

As your guard falls

He comes out of hiding

To roam the halls

Standing over your bed

Menacingly tall

Ghoulie Kong

Grabs you by the balls 🎶

Victim of Ghoulie Kong: bro I think Ghoulie Kong grabbed my balls last night
Ghoulie Kong denier: what no way

by CreativeCore October 4, 2021

wild donkey kong

Slamming two bananas simultaneously into an asshole while making monkey noises

My girl and I bought a couple bananas and I totally went wild donkey kong on her ass

by Sirpoopsalotonyourchest September 1, 2016

Kevin's Kondo

The King of Power.

Kevin's Kondo is located in Harrisonburg, Virginia.

by $KingofPower$ September 15, 2022

The current chief executive of Hong Kong

Carrie Lam. The ‘best’ CE ever. ‘999999999’ votes for her to live forever. Also called ‘Miss 777’ since she got 777 votes in the election in 26/3/2020.

The current chief executive of Hong Kong is so ‘good’!

by Super Momo August 24, 2020

Just gotta give the dog a kong

Euphemism for quickly bopping the bacon prior to a mutually agreed upon event or outing.

I'll meet you at the bar shortly, I just gotta give the dog a kong.

by Tyler-Leach June 15, 2022

kong

(n) a phenomenally fat, lazy, and somewhat retarded animal. kongya mekong fatty mcfat lardass

"god damn it, kong. you smell like SHIT."

by yoshimi April 7, 2005

hong kong feet

When someone says you got hong Kong feet it means your feet can put people into comas.

Wang said to lifu liang Dam boy you got that hong Kong feet, your shit stinker.

by realesthomsalive August 14, 2015